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[trollsbackwards]

Why is it you fucking humans are so goddamn soft and fucking malleable? I swear to fucking god that I go to poke this monstrosity that should be a fucking husk instead of pink flesh and the goddamn nub soaks in a bit. What the hell!?

No claws. No horns. Fuck, even their teeth are fucking blunt as a subjuggulator's club. How the flying fuck humans

Comments

[ironicool]

Jegus fuck, do you ever stop complaining?

[homofuckiens]

Do you ever have anything fucking constructive to say?

[ironicool]

Wow, I'm incredibly impressed with your not-at-all transparent dodging techniques. Really.

[homofuckiens]

I'm not dodging any of your pretentious attempts at getting me to rain down a heaping fucking helping of well deserved rage, asshole. I just don't feel up to giving you the fucking satisfaction that you oh so need to seep into your squishy glands!

[ironicool]

Bit late for that. Riling you up's easier than breaking shitty swords in a rooftop rumble for an apocalypse calling videogame.

[homofuckiens]

Don't fucking tempt me into bringing up your insecurities about a certain aspect of your goddamn body, idiot. I so fucking will.

[ironicool]

Doubt you could. I've got nothing to be insecure about; pretty much the greatest knight around. You're grasping at straws.

[homofuckiens]

Then take off your sunglasses.

[ironicool]

Nah. Don't wanna ruin the mystery.

[homofuckiens]

Has Terezi managed to fucking get a real whiff of your irises, Strider?

[ironicool]

Someone has, but it wasn't TZ.

[homofuckiens]

Oh my god.

[ironicool]

Problem, Vantas?

[ hear that smugness?? so thick it's practically visible. ]

[homofuckiens]

Fuck you and your shitty race!

[ironicool]

So eloquent. How's it feel to be decidedly un-superior?

[homofuckiens]

I'll always be fucking superior to you.