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[trollsbackwards]

Why is it you fucking humans are so goddamn soft and fucking malleable? I swear to fucking god that I go to poke this monstrosity that should be a fucking husk instead of pink flesh and the goddamn nub soaks in a bit. What the hell!?

No claws. No horns. Fuck, even their teeth are fucking blunt as a subjuggulator's club. How the flying fuck humans

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[valentineluke]

The brain is the key to human success.

[homofuckiens]

Everything has a goddamned brain, Luke.

[valentineluke]

Not everything is capable of complex thought.

[homofuckiens]

There's the fucking difference right there. They had it fucking easy in comparison.

[valentineluke]

What is life like for your kind?

[homofuckiens]

As soon as we hatch from our eggs and go through our pupating stage, we're faced with goddamn trials of the most severe and nauseating kind. If you pass, which may or may not be an actual thing, you end up meeting your Lusus. A Lusus is basically a huge fucking monster that teaches you the ways of Troll culture and society. They kind of raise and watch over you while you fight them and feed them on a daily basis.

[valentineluke]

Here I thought you were mammalian based like other trolls.

What of your parents?

[homofuckiens]

Adult trolls hand off their genetic material to the drones. The drones then pretty much create a genetic slur to give to the Mother Grub. That's what lays the eggs. The fucking entirety of our race would be what some humans would consider our parents, if by biological standards.

If they mean by the things that raised you? Yeah, that would probably be our Lusus.

Essentially, trolls really don't fucking have parents.

[valentineluke]

You truly are an alien species - 'outworlders'.

Even among my, was my kind, parents aren't always caregivers.

[homofuckiens]

That's what I've been saying since forever and a day.

Oh, right. You were human once. Am I wrong about that? I mean that's how fucking rainbow drinkers start. They were regular trolls once.

[valentineluke]

Not the first nor last extraterrestrials to be brought here.

You are correct. Most aren't born as vampires. At some point in life, we're turned.

[homofuckiens]

Which would you rather be.

[valentineluke]

Turned of course. Unlike the toothless, I don't lament over my lost humanity nor wish to be reverted back.

My soul and feelings are still very much intact. Humans are not the only ones capable of having them!

[homofuckiens]

What the fuck is a toothless.

[valentineluke]

Lamenting vampiric fools.

[homofuckiens]

I might be stupid for asking, but what exactly are they lamenting?