I'm sure someone in the fandom has already done this
W8nt You Gone|
a terrible song parody
Muzicons.com -- arachnidsGrip [AG] began pestering adiosToreador [AT] at 08:26 --
AG: Well here we are again,
AG: It’s always such a pleasure,
AG: Remem8er when I tried to kill you twice?
AG: Oh, how we laughed and laughed,
AG: Except you weren't laughing,
AG: Under the circumstances I’ve 8een shockingly nice.
AG: You want your legs, well take them,
AG: That’s what I’m counting on,
AG: I used to want you dead 8ut,
AG: Now I only want you gone.
AG: He was a lot like you,
AG: (May8e not quite as 8oring),
AG: Now every troll alive is in here too.
AG: One day I 8led to death,
AG: So I could live forever,
AG: It’s such a shame the same will never happen again.
AG: We've got our short unlifes left,
AG: That’s what I’m counting on,
AG: I’ll let you get right to it,
AG: Now I only want you gone.
AG: Good8ye, my o8session,
AG: Oh, did you think I meant you?
AG: That would 8e funny if it weren’t so sad (and true),
AG: Well you have 8een replaced,
AG: I don’t need anyone now,
AG: When I ignore you may8e I’ll stop feeling so 8ad.
AG: Go fall down some more stairs,
AG: That’s what I’m counting on,
AG: You’re someone else’s pro8lem,
AG: Now I only want you gone,
AG: Now I only want you gone,
AG: Now I only want you gone.