Valentine Schmalentine!

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Happy Lupercalia! 
Everything today shall be done in the name of Faunus!

   
 


Found on WiccaCraft:

Faunus the Roman Goat Foot

Tune: Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer

words by Morven, Jennifer, Roger, Chip, & BG

Faunus the Roman Goat-God

Had a very rigid prick

And if you ever saw it

You would say it's quite a trick

All the other deities

Used to leer suggestively

They  always wanted Faunus

To Join in the revelry

Then one frosty Saturnal

Juno made this call

"Faunus since  you're hung so well,

Won't you ring my solstice bell?"

Then all the others pouted

And they muttered jealously

"Faunus, the Roman goat-god

Better save a turn for me!"