fourth.

[trollomancer]

I think we can all agree that yesterday's curse was an improvement over what's come before. Forcing us to hunt down and destroy any last vestiges of our childhood to protect the innocent is quite the twist. But then, not everything that came to life yesterday might have been so innocent...or so I'd say, if I had any proof. In any case, it was

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[mad_here]

...all everyone's ever done with them has been to trade?

[trollomancer]

They don't seem to want to do much else. I call that lazy, but they are the ones calling themselves deities, after all.

[mad_here]

They're the original residents, right?

[trollomancer]

Perhaps so.

Then again, you could as easily say the monsters in the Underground are the original residents.

[mad_here]

I'd rather request residence of things unlikely to kill me.

[trollomancer]

But if you consider the deities the source of the curses...

[mad_here]

Then I'd still have until the midnight of the day until they killed me with a curse, rather than until the end of my sentence, right? Because I don't think an underground dweller would wait on my conversation.

[trollomancer]

My, my, you mean to say you have no way to defend yourself against the denizens of the Underground?

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[mad_here]

Even if I did, what kind of idiot would talk about it outright?

[mad_here]

Do you really think I'm stupid?

I have a cat.

[trollomancer]

Why not? I have ways of defending myself in the Underground. There, I've said it.

[mad_here]

Confusing people to death doesn't count.

[trollomancer]

Oh, dear, then I suppose I'm completely defenseless.

[mad_here]

...that's nothing to be flippant about.

[trollomancer]

You're right. If it were true, it wouldn't be.

[mad_here]

...you lied just now, didn't you? And you admit it so shamelessly, too.