3rd Shift: This is too much to actually ignore.

[trolloboros]

Well today seems to be quite interesting. People declaring their undying love for one another and sending notes and flowers and candies and the occasional organ shaped toy. I'm kidding on the last part...at least I hope it remains a joke and nobody actually does that. Because then I'd have to shake the hand of that crazy bastard myself.

Well then people I hope you enjoy yourselves...just don't forget to use protection.