1st Shift: The snake has arrived.
What the FUCK?! Right when I'm in my moment of glory I'm now in the middle of who knows where! SHIT! Oh well nothing more I can do than make the most out of the fucking peons here and get some damn information.
But I guess I could have a little bit of fun with these doe-eyed retards while I figure out what the shit I should do.
[Video - The feed opens up to show a rather well dressed young man poking at the screen, his eyebrows furrowed in concentration as he attempts to figure out how to work the device. He notices the device is recording him pretty quickly and he gives off a small smile of relief.]
Ah, thought I'd never figure out how to work this thing. Um, if anyone can hear me could you please tell me where I'm at? This place doesn't look like anything I've seen before.