My beloved and revered familiars, it is with some consternation that yet again I feel obliged to post, both upon and within, this vile and inane medium. Yet my dears it would seem that I have not in all conscience any choice, for our beloved, though departed
dumpsterdiva has pleaded and wheedled with me to return to you once more.
Perhaps I can, as she seems most certain, return some semblance of dignity and decorum to livejournal, failing that no doubt I shall, as is my wont, provide some enlightenment upon the true path of moral purity.
Dear creatures, I shall endeavour to provide comfort rather than censure, though clearly the latter is more deserved.