People were saying the new Troll fashion is the frilled skirt...WRONG!
It's being fucking ugly.
ZING!
Also if I see one more fucking Chad wearing brown cargo pants, grey shirt, and a puka shelled necklace I am going to...go..someplace.
Every now and then I get over 5 hours of sleep before school, just enough to be conscious to notice the trainwreck that is the University of Arizona's fashion/lifestyle/living. I don't know what's worst-the fact that the girls think zebralights are fashionable or that I have to open my eyes and look at them.
Have you seen the fucking Campus FASHION magazine? What a fucking JOKE. For do's they essentialy list pastel grandma velour pants. I've got some fucking DON'Ts for you.
DON'T: Wear those (blank) sorority loves (blank) frat shirts. Although it's believable you have fucked half the fraternity, is wearing a t-shirt as proof necessary?
DON'T: All buy the same kate spade green purse. Oh that's unique and different-oh wait there's 30 other girls with the same exact bag.
.........................and in closing, NEVER FORGET: