VICTORY IS MINE!!!!
For those of you that know i've got a fear of spiders, you'll be proud of me today. After using the restroom in my room I realize that there's a baseball sized spider chilling on my shower curtain. After a few extremely loud curses and me running out of there like a little girl I realized that I couldn't just let this spider live in my bathroom, I had to do something, I had to man up and face my fear. Now this fucker was fast but I had the upper hand, me being such a badass and all, I needed a plan. After grabbing a spray bottle of fantastic I was able to corale the spider behind my toilet where I laid my trap, I grabbed my heavy left sketchers boot and continued to spray the area where the spider was chilling. Then it all happened in a flash, the spider came charging towards me where my boot came down upon his head as if god himself had willed the spider to die. The large arachnid perished in a large ::SMACK!!!::. After several seconds to compose myself and calm the fire coursing through my veins I inspected the wreckage of this sad, pathetic insect noting the sprawled and separated legs and the mix matched patches of yellow goo. A clean kill. The chills of the incident stay with me but for today I am a champion, so hail to the king baby!