Jun 18, 2005 22:12
Well here's a little update cause I know you guys are so interested in my life. caught another shoplifter today and chased a fat asshole out of the store who was trying to steal some lobster and crab, it was so funny cause when he was running his pants fell completely down so he was running with his pants and underwear around his ankles at which point he dropped the seafood. what a dumbass. but anyways, I helped out a lady today too at the store and she said what I did was the nicest thing anyone's done for her all day. That made me feel pretty good.
On an unrelated note, I hate terrorists, the French, the ACLU, paying for beer and food at Tiajuana Flats, working at store #698 next to SCC, bills, dealing with my phone after it got a little wet, people who think it's cool to be as conspicuous as they possibly can and act as if they're gonna steal but then pay for their stuff at the last minute... That's all I can think of right now.
Coconut