Melodrama
I've got chronic hiccups. I've had four or five hiccup attacks today. Did some research, this is what I got:
"Brief episodes of hiccups, which often induce annoyance in patients and merriment in observers, are a common part of life. Prolonged attacks are a more serious phenomenon and a mystery to medical science. These attacks have been associated with significant morbidity and even death."
I'm gonna die.