Oct 24, 2005 02:18
Dear Square-Enix,
You are hereby completely forgiven for that moronic freshman attempt at making a movie you dared to call Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
And, although, I cannot condone your quenstionable "bonus end credit sequence", nor can I comprehend why you had to make the plot so damn vague (it's not plot when a character pops up every once in a while and says "oh, by the way, this is what's going on" if you haven't hinted at this revelation earlier.) Furthermore, being a total geek, I have to question the speed at which Cloud can ride his bike from Midgar to the Health Clinic to the City of Ancients. I mention this, not because I've memorized the distances, but because I distinctly recall them being on different continents. That said, bravo. You have made a geek completely wet his pants. Good show.
Regards,
Snuggles the Fabric Softener Bunny.
PS: For the record, this does not absolve you for Final Fantasy V, or IX. I mean seriously, the main character was named Butz and the other main character was an effeminate man-child with a tail.