THE REARHORSE KICKS BACK
WHAT, ME WORRY?
I`m gonna be honest, being a Canadian living in Asia, I had never even heard of this Spitzer guy before he got ousted as a high class John, but its hardly a surprise anymore when a person of high standing repute gets nailed with their face in the proverbial crotchless panties. The guy has apparently had a gleaming legacy trailing behind him, and now he`s gonna be go down in history with the above picture of him standing there with the oh-so-tired-and-propably-not-completely-shocked-by-it-all looking wifey at his side, making a face like one of those rubber "spitting image" puppets from the 80`s. There`s a couple different snapshots of this moment, and in all of them, as his wife remains almost uncannily stationary, our friend spitzer seems to be looking in different directions at the audience he is addressing, doing an imitation of the monster from "Cloverfield". I`m not making fun of the guy here, really, I`m not. The fact that a dude who apparently has an amazing track record being "the scourge of white collar crime" is being cut down thanks to a personal indiscretion as gutter-common as cheating on his wife, well, its just loopy is all. Bill Clinton got away with it, cause he didn`t inhale - the marjuana or the cigar.
Its just funny to me that this dude also had a rep for busting prostitution rings. How the hell would anyone who has made a career out of busting prostitution rings be brazen/brainless enough to employ the services of a high class and high profile prostitute? Whats the deal with that?
Well I`ll tell you what the deal was, it was like about 10,000 per hour or something, but thats besides the point.
Anyway, this is my little salute to you mr spitzer, if only because far stupider men have gotten away with far more horrible things than this, and it don`t matter because the public`s gonna roast you alive for it anyway.