life is a series of calluses, this is just another layer

Oct 02, 2005 13:28

so today started off promising but has relapsed back to useless. i woke up at 8 (!), cleaned the entire upstairs, and then went to barnes and noble at 9 to study for the SAT. but i didn't learn anything and just got depressed because there's no way i'll do as good as i want to. and this weird asian guy kept staring at me.

if laura gets a 600 on the SAT, and 0 colleges will take her, what is the probability that she will kill herself?
a. 100%
b. 0%
c. 18.3%
d. 6000%
e. all of the above

whats the answer? i have no idea, because apparently you're just supposed to guess randomly based on where the question is in the test. what the flip? i swear, they give you the worst advice ever.

"spell out fun words with your answers! maybe the machine thats grading your test will see your creativity and give you a 2500. examples: dad, bead, babe. go wild! the only limit is your imagination (and the letter e)."

lskjdfhlasdkjfhalskdjfhalskdjhfalskjdfhlaskdjfhsd.

i'm going to go bounce.
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