"i'd not only hit that, i'd beat it over the head and bring it home with me"

[trjnlaura06]

oh my god. in one day, i have consumed almost an entire birthday cake. jesus tapdancing christ, can i learn to exercise a little self control?



i'm about to pass out. whether it is from exhaustion or lethal amounts of cake coursing through my bloodstream, i don't know. i'm going to hope for the former and go to bed.