theres one too many of you in this world
so... being as i have nothing to talk about, i'm going to ask people to tell me a random word and i'll write about whatever they say. got it? good.
wasabi: yeah, i'm not even entirely sure what this is. japanese dipping sauce, perhaps? BUT it reminds me of that stupid beer commercial that was really popular like three years ago. "wazzzzup?" its advertising like that that makes me proud to be an american!! (cue inspirational music and truck commercial). but i digress! main point: japanese food is bad.
dancing: well... dancing is fun. rikki is taking a striptease exercise class and i'm going to go with her sometime. that should be interesting. slash i'll want to kill myself.
sexologist: i'm fairly sure this word is made up. but man, that would be an interesting job.
OH YEAH! today at goodwill someone donated this huge picture of two people having sex. and i mean, HUGE. and someone actually priced it and put it on the floor! in other news: fifty-seven children have been scarred for life.
stick: does anyone remember stick stickly? old school nickelodeon? he was so endearingly low budget. even at the time i was like "couldn't they have afforded a pencil or something?"
leg: ah yes. someone donated a fake leg. its a fake calf and foot, complete with pantyhose and gray moccasin. i wanted to get a picture of it but my cameraphone isnt working. i kinda want to buy it and put it in my room... maybe put a lampshade over it or something.
infatuation: i am infatuated with... snack cakes. and good techno. and this one volunteer at work. he is a fox! but then i have to remind myself that the only reason people volunteer there is to get community service because they're serial killers. and serial killers are not the best people to be in a relationship with... buh-leeve me!
ok, i'm exhausted now. i'll see you cats on the flip side.
wasabi: yeah, i'm not even entirely sure what this is. japanese dipping sauce, perhaps? BUT it reminds me of that stupid beer commercial that was really popular like three years ago. "wazzzzup?" its advertising like that that makes me proud to be an american!! (cue inspirational music and truck commercial). but i digress! main point: japanese food is bad.
dancing: well... dancing is fun. rikki is taking a striptease exercise class and i'm going to go with her sometime. that should be interesting. slash i'll want to kill myself.
sexologist: i'm fairly sure this word is made up. but man, that would be an interesting job.
OH YEAH! today at goodwill someone donated this huge picture of two people having sex. and i mean, HUGE. and someone actually priced it and put it on the floor! in other news: fifty-seven children have been scarred for life.
stick: does anyone remember stick stickly? old school nickelodeon? he was so endearingly low budget. even at the time i was like "couldn't they have afforded a pencil or something?"
leg: ah yes. someone donated a fake leg. its a fake calf and foot, complete with pantyhose and gray moccasin. i wanted to get a picture of it but my cameraphone isnt working. i kinda want to buy it and put it in my room... maybe put a lampshade over it or something.
infatuation: i am infatuated with... snack cakes. and good techno. and this one volunteer at work. he is a fox! but then i have to remind myself that the only reason people volunteer there is to get community service because they're serial killers. and serial killers are not the best people to be in a relationship with... buh-leeve me!
ok, i'm exhausted now. i'll see you cats on the flip side.