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From: Voltaire
Date: Nov 12, 2005 8:03 PM
Subject: I HATE MY FUCKIN CLOSET!!!!!!
Body: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGhhhhhhH!!!!!
Did you ever have a day when you just get so fuckin sick of all of the crap crammed into your place? Well, today is that day for me!
I live in Manhattan and space is definitely an issue.
I just finally lost my mind and started throwing shit out!
I threw out my stereo ( it was crap anyway) and a bunch of books
and magazines....
then it came time for the T-shirts.
Lots of people give me T-shirts... I generally wear them to bed at night.
But at this point I just have way too many of them...
so there I am with 20 shirts about to toss them in the trash when
I thought to myself.. hey, maybe someone would want these...
But I hate Ebay so here's what I'm doing...
If you want 20 black T-shirts (most short sleeved, most men's large or ex large and all of them black) tell me NOW!
I will mail them to the person who makes me the best offer between now and one hour from now.
Bewarned:
1) These are NOT new shirts. I've worn them all and washed them many many times...ahem, well, most of them. Some are fresher than others. lol! ; )
2) These are NOT shirts designed by me. They are all random shirts. They include:
3 Curious Pictures long sleeved shirts I borrowed (see: stole) from work.
Corporate Goth shirts, mtv Ts, GothCon, Jersey Devil Con, Some goth thing in Richmond, a Roman Dirge shirt, just lots of random stuff...
3) Whether you get them for one dollar of a hundred, you have to be able to pay via paypal cause I ain't dealing with no checks in the mail bullshit.
I want this crap out of my apartment right now~! heh heh..
4) One hour from now, I will announce the "lucky" winner who gets a box full of old shirts. heh heh..
Cheers!
Voltaire
From: Voltaire
Date: Nov 12, 2005 9:11 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: RE: What price are you up to?
Body: $70 (including shipping)
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: The Dyke
Date: Nov 12, 2005 9:01 PM
If you can even tell me :P
From: Voltaire
Date: Nov 12, 2005 9:21 PM
Subject: I LOVE my empty closet!!!!!
Body: Well, the aution is over!!!!
and there is a winner.
the shirts go to a lovely lady named MARS.
Sorry, I'm not good with the html so I can't direct you to her
profile cause I'm an idiot.
What as the final price?
ready?
$2,500 dollars! PLUS a bottle of champagne and a full body massage!!!!!
heh heh, just kidding....
the winning bid was: $60 plus shipping.
Not too shabby for 20 shirts...( $3 a shirt) and truth be told, I will throw in a couple of
my CDs and whatever else is lying around this place that needs getting gone!
(like the thong of doom or something like that...... sorry, long story)
Thanks for playing...
Sorry if I didn't read your message, i got about a thousand of them so
eventually I just had to pick one once the time had run out. SO i suspect
that lots of them went unread. again, sorry.
Oh, and for all of those civic minded folks out there who scolded me...
as it happens, I donated ALL of my coats (about 5 of them), all of my sweaters (about 15-none with skulls of course) and a whole other box of shirts to the local homeless shelter....
I just didn't really think I needed to share that... but I guess maybe I did.
Thanks for playing!
Voltaire
Date: Nov 12, 2005 8:03 PM
Subject: I HATE MY FUCKIN CLOSET!!!!!!
Body: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGhhhhhhH!!!!!
Did you ever have a day when you just get so fuckin sick of all of the crap crammed into your place? Well, today is that day for me!
I live in Manhattan and space is definitely an issue.
I just finally lost my mind and started throwing shit out!
I threw out my stereo ( it was crap anyway) and a bunch of books
and magazines....
then it came time for the T-shirts.
Lots of people give me T-shirts... I generally wear them to bed at night.
But at this point I just have way too many of them...
so there I am with 20 shirts about to toss them in the trash when
I thought to myself.. hey, maybe someone would want these...
But I hate Ebay so here's what I'm doing...
If you want 20 black T-shirts (most short sleeved, most men's large or ex large and all of them black) tell me NOW!
I will mail them to the person who makes me the best offer between now and one hour from now.
Bewarned:
1) These are NOT new shirts. I've worn them all and washed them many many times...ahem, well, most of them. Some are fresher than others. lol! ; )
2) These are NOT shirts designed by me. They are all random shirts. They include:
3 Curious Pictures long sleeved shirts I borrowed (see: stole) from work.
Corporate Goth shirts, mtv Ts, GothCon, Jersey Devil Con, Some goth thing in Richmond, a Roman Dirge shirt, just lots of random stuff...
3) Whether you get them for one dollar of a hundred, you have to be able to pay via paypal cause I ain't dealing with no checks in the mail bullshit.
I want this crap out of my apartment right now~! heh heh..
4) One hour from now, I will announce the "lucky" winner who gets a box full of old shirts. heh heh..
Cheers!
Voltaire
From: Voltaire
Date: Nov 12, 2005 9:11 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: RE: What price are you up to?
Body: $70 (including shipping)
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: The Dyke
Date: Nov 12, 2005 9:01 PM
If you can even tell me :P
From: Voltaire
Date: Nov 12, 2005 9:21 PM
Subject: I LOVE my empty closet!!!!!
Body: Well, the aution is over!!!!
and there is a winner.
the shirts go to a lovely lady named MARS.
Sorry, I'm not good with the html so I can't direct you to her
profile cause I'm an idiot.
What as the final price?
ready?
$2,500 dollars! PLUS a bottle of champagne and a full body massage!!!!!
heh heh, just kidding....
the winning bid was: $60 plus shipping.
Not too shabby for 20 shirts...( $3 a shirt) and truth be told, I will throw in a couple of
my CDs and whatever else is lying around this place that needs getting gone!
(like the thong of doom or something like that...... sorry, long story)
Thanks for playing...
Sorry if I didn't read your message, i got about a thousand of them so
eventually I just had to pick one once the time had run out. SO i suspect
that lots of them went unread. again, sorry.
Oh, and for all of those civic minded folks out there who scolded me...
as it happens, I donated ALL of my coats (about 5 of them), all of my sweaters (about 15-none with skulls of course) and a whole other box of shirts to the local homeless shelter....
I just didn't really think I needed to share that... but I guess maybe I did.
Thanks for playing!
Voltaire