My next wedding....
A ring with a diamond in it.
Though that dior ring of my dreams, I'd never wear it out of guilt.
An off white wedding dress, I real wedding dress.
Outside in the sun.
at age 23, a kid at age 24.
A sleeve started while I'm pregnant and finished long after the birth.
Pregnant during the wedding so I have some nice titties to fill out the dress.
Holdypaws present at the wedding if she'd like to be.
Rooster will be invited.
As well as eveyone else's pets.
Megan will be the maid of honor.
Jaime will be a bride's maid.
Oh I just don't know about the rest.
But isn't it exxxciting to know I'll be perpetually married/seperated/divorced/engaged/married/seperated/divorced/engaged..... for the rest of my life?
I've gone nuts.
Wes wants me to be his wife in the mountains.
We'll he'll be my wife in San Fransico first. I gotta raise my kid there to insure it's gay. Gayness is contageous...or is that AIDS? God I don't know, I always get them so mixed up....
OH GOD I FORGOT
MATT WILL MUST HAS TO BE A BRIDE'S MAID, I FUCKING INSIST.