2009
I didn't get to brush my teeth before I went to bed because there was a drunk girl in my bathroom.
I woke up to a girlfriend that got sick from eating too much spinach dip.
I almost didn't get to brush my teeth this morning because there was a hungover guy in my bathroom.
Consequently I was late to work.
Now I get to watch a Michigan State football game. I'm only doing it so I can see my cousin be a cheerleader. He's the one with frizzy hair.