Crackfic
So, last week I started this entry about how I miss fandom and how I've finally found a couple of shows that I get all giddy and fangirly about and this is not that post.
On twitter, I mentioned how Jake Ryan from Sixteen Candles is a total sneaky dickbag and goddesspharo was all "Seriously! For all Jake knew, the nerd was batshit crazy! Way to feed Caroline to a killer!" and now I'm re-writing Sixteen Candles as a cautionary tale. It's set in Neptune.
"That's when I saw Jake. He drove by looking perfect, like he does. Well-rested, neatly groomed… my goddamn hero, you know? I jumped out of the car thinking that Jake's come to find me and put this Geek in his place and that's when I realize… this is Jake's dad's car. And Jake's not glaring at the Geek, he's glaring at me, like I'm some kind of troll - like I betrayed him."
My broke-ass is totally tempted to call out of work tomorrow to work on it. I don't even know what's happening to me. We'll see if this burst of creativity lasts long enough to be worth a damn.
**HOWEVER, GLEE & GAGA IN 10 MINUTES! I KID YOU NOT, I BELIEVE THAT I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT TO ARRIVE! I'M A LITTLE SAD THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY FRUITY BOOZE FOR THE OCCASSION!**
On twitter, I mentioned how Jake Ryan from Sixteen Candles is a total sneaky dickbag and goddesspharo was all "Seriously! For all Jake knew, the nerd was batshit crazy! Way to feed Caroline to a killer!" and now I'm re-writing Sixteen Candles as a cautionary tale. It's set in Neptune.
"That's when I saw Jake. He drove by looking perfect, like he does. Well-rested, neatly groomed… my goddamn hero, you know? I jumped out of the car thinking that Jake's come to find me and put this Geek in his place and that's when I realize… this is Jake's dad's car. And Jake's not glaring at the Geek, he's glaring at me, like I'm some kind of troll - like I betrayed him."
My broke-ass is totally tempted to call out of work tomorrow to work on it. I don't even know what's happening to me. We'll see if this burst of creativity lasts long enough to be worth a damn.
**HOWEVER, GLEE & GAGA IN 10 MINUTES! I KID YOU NOT, I BELIEVE THAT I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT TO ARRIVE! I'M A LITTLE SAD THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY FRUITY BOOZE FOR THE OCCASSION!**