Fear me, if you dare!

Apr 28, 2011 00:01

My life in tipsy point-form:
  • I am buzzed off Amarula. Who gets buzzed off cream liquor? What am I, forty five? Do I have an artificial hip? [I do not.]
  • Amarula with milk and ice is the most perfect taste in the world.
  • My cat is drooling on me. I think she's got kitty-flu again :(
  • We got Heroes season 1 on DVD, and we've gotten halfway through it in three days.
  • I'm dying my faded red hair ash-brown, and if the experiment works I will return, for the first time in 8 years, to my natural colour, because of some obscure getting-back-to-my-roots-literally concept in my head. I will soon look boring.
  • Why is every Indian guy on tv named Raj? Except for Mohinder.
  • Oh, Mohinder.
  • The Groupon ads always have beautiful looking sushi, but they never send me sushi deals :(
  • I read about 100 pages of Many Lives, Many Masters today. Intense fucking book. I haven't really gotten a chance to digest all the stuff it says, but damn, it's really bold. Anyone else read it? Crazy shit, eh?
  • I'm listening to a rerun of that awful sitcom, 'Til Death, in the background as I type. Wow, one of the worst shows ever. You know what's funny? Emotionally withholding anal-retentive post-midlife-crisis guys with giant bags under their eyes. Hilarious :P
  • Watched Shrek 2 the other day, every time I see it, I think "hey, this is sorta funny," and then think "you know what we should watch? Shrek 1!"
  • I watched a "documentary" about the royal wedding. Prince William was so cute, and then he grew up and started losing his hair. William and Kate are probably the most boring couple on earth - or they're acid-dropping BDSM practitioners who are just very, very good at keeping their shit private. xD
  • I want soooooshi.

tipsy post, i heart bullet points

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