111 Question thingy
Nicked from tigerlilly33 because I'm bored.
1) Are you really ready for 111 questions?
I guess. The more pressing question is whether livejournal will let me post this, or will it make the universe implode?
2) Where are you taking this test at?
Is it a test? I'm stressing out now. In the dining-area / computer corner of the lounge.
3) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
I've never had a 'real relationship', I think.
4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
Either my sister or my cat.
5) Do you regret it?
No, they're both very lovable.
6) Have you ever been depressed?
I'd say so, yeah.
7) Are you a boy or girl?
This question is irrelevant (supposing this is a test, is there a right answer? Would I get more points for having a penis?)
8) Do you have a job?
Full-time writer, part-time grumpy salesgirl and freelance popcorn queen.
9) What is your relationship status?
Single and too apathetic to be anything else.
10) How do you want to die?
Flamboyantly.
11) What did you last eat?
Soya custard with hot chocolate mixed in. It's amazing.
12) Played any sports?
I consider shopping a sport so: yesterday.
13) Do you bite your nails?
No. But I pull my hair out.
14) When was your last physical fight?
Erm, I don't know, childhood?
15) Do you have an attitude?
I've been known to use "obnoxious air quotes" on occasion.
16) Do you like someone?
I like loads of people.
17) What is your real name?
Dasia (I think.)
18) What is the background of you computer screen?
Poppies. Particularly, this image.
19) Are you gonna get high later?
Does a sugar-high count? If so, then absolutely.
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
No, not today.
21) Do you miss someone?
I miss almost everyone I know, as I haven't been out of the house for a while.
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl! Life's too short to cut spaghetti.
23) Do you tan a lot?
No, I burn like a sad (and not even sparkly) vampire.
24) Have any pets?
Lexi, who's more of a fluff factory than a cat.
25) How exactly are you feeling?
A little uneasy as my sister seems upset. But she's had a very tiring day so hopefully nothing bad happened.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Well, not like a three course dinner but yeah, chips and stuff. What an odd question.
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
Erm, no. Is that a thing people do?
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
No, once I cut someone out they're pretty much dead to me.
29) Are you afraid of spiders?
Not usually, although if they're huge (like, the size of my hand!) then a bit.
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Sure, why not?
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Some things I'd do differently if I were in that situation now, but I guess everything's a learning experience.
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Apparently I'm working tomorrow, which I found out roughly 3 hours ago. One of the perks of working for my mom, the epic notice.
33) Do you want to have kids?
No. Having a tiny person grow in your body is way too sci-fi for me. I'd also be a fairly horrible mother.
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
No. I'm not doing very well on this test, am I?
35) Do you type fast?
Yes, unless I sta r t t h i n k i n g a b o u t i t.
36) Do you have piercings?
Two in each ear.
37) Want any more?
Sometimes, but I can never decide on one long enough to actually go get it done.
38) Can you spell well?
Quite.
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
I miss who they used to be, which isn't quite the same thing.
40) What are you craving right now?
I don't know. Maybe a toasted sandwich.
41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
No.
42) Have you ever been to jail?
No. Aren't we learning so much about me?
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes, but I was so nervous it just meandered in circles xD
44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
Seriously?
45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
You're breaking my heart right now.
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
I don't think so... but that's kind of the point, isn't it?
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Probably on the inside.
48) What time is it currently?
Running out of questions already? We're not even halfway through!
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Um, yes, heteronormative patriarchal test
50) What should you be doing?
Finishing a really lame 'novel' extract I'm proofreading for a Jottify group thing. It's like a cliche fest. She actually used the term "whirlpool of sadness." You'd think it'd be funny but it's just mindnumbingly dull.
51) What's irritating you right now?
My headache.
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Yeah, although I'm not entirely sure what 'it' is.
53) Does somebody love you?
EVERYBODY loves me.
54) What is your favorite color?
I don't understand how people can have favourites. I like blue, though.
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yeah.
57) Do you have trust issues?
I guess. Maybe I've grown out of it though, I should check.
58) You are over half way done with this. Are you sure you want to continue?
I'm still thinking about that toasted sandwich.
59) Do you have any siblings?
Yes, two.
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Good enough.
61) Do you live with anyone?
My mom and my sister.
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
Probably not. I hope not. That would weird me out.
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
My mom and my sister (I'm dramatic like that.)
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Definitely not a problem of mine.
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forget.
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
It's not over yet, but so far it's been interesting.
67) What was your childhood nickname?
I never really had one.
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
No, I've never been THAT drunk.
69) What is your motto in life?
You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't...
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Most of the time. I also believe some stuff happens (or maybe, the way it happens) because the universe has a sense of humour.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Listened to Cabin Pressure.
72) Do you have a best friend?
Yeah, she's also my sister :)
73) What is bothering you?
My knees hurt when I sit like this too long.
74) Have you ever been out of your country?
Ha. Define 'my country.' But since I was four, no, I've never left SA.
75) Do you play the Wii?
No, but it looks futuristic and fun.
76) Are you listening to music right now?
No, Supernatural is on in the background. Jared Padalecki can exorcize me any day.
77) Do you like Chinese food?
Only when it's very hot. When it cools down it starts to taste like cats.
78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
I want to say... February?
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Yeah.
80) Is cheating ever okay?
Look, sometimes you're VERY behind in Monopoly and other people are too dumb to notice when you give yourself a little 'extra help' :P
81) Are you mean?
Rarely. I guess I'm quite sarcastic and that can be perceived as mean. Sometimes I'm just a bitch, though, and I hate that.
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
I can't keep anything clean.
83) What was the last song you listened to?
'You' by The Pretty Reckless. I've gotten quite a soft spot for that ridiculous band.
84) Do you believe in true love?
Weirdly enough, yes.
85) What are you currently wearing?
pyjama pants and a blue top.
86) What do you wear to bed?
pyjama pants and a blue top (how glam am I?)
87) What is the weather like right now?
A little cloudy, but with a warm breeze. Spring ♥
88) Do you like the outside?
It's just so darn big, it makes me nervous. Like, where's the ceiling?
89) Are you currently bored?
No, I'm following along to Supernatural and thinking of half-witty things to say at the same time. Brain happily occupied.
90) Do you wanna get married?
Not necessarily into the institution, but I could see myself commiting to one person, provided they were seriously awesome.
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Ugh. Sorta.
92) Are you hungry?
How many times have I mentioned that toasted sandwich?
93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
Yeah.
94) What makes you happy?
Tossing an apple from hand to hand. It just feels really nice.
95) Would you change your name?
I would, but I can't think of anything more ridiculous than the one I have.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
No.
98) Do you watch the news?
Not regularly. Every time I catch it, it bums me out and I avoid it for a while. The world is awful, you guys.
99) What' s your zodiac sign?
Gemini.
100) Do you like Subway?
Never been.
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Ha. Define 'it'. But yeah, it wasn't my finest hour (granted, most of my contact with other human beings aren't my finest hours.)
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
I don't have any friends of the opposite sex. Boys are gross :P
103) Do you talk like your friends?
They talk like me.
104) What do you plan to do with the rest of your day?
Make a freakin' toasted sandwich.
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
All the time. People make me nervous. Especially since I no longer have a satisfying answer to the question "So what are you doing these days?"
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
You're not even listening to me, are you?
107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Your mom.
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
It's not a great habit, but it's not a dealbreaker.
109) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Cleverbot.
110) Favorite lyrics right now?
I'm bored of this meme, I'm going to go make that sandwich.
111) Can you count to one million?
Can anyone?
1) Are you really ready for 111 questions?
I guess. The more pressing question is whether livejournal will let me post this, or will it make the universe implode?
2) Where are you taking this test at?
Is it a test? I'm stressing out now. In the dining-area / computer corner of the lounge.
3) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
I've never had a 'real relationship', I think.
4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
Either my sister or my cat.
5) Do you regret it?
No, they're both very lovable.
6) Have you ever been depressed?
I'd say so, yeah.
7) Are you a boy or girl?
This question is irrelevant (supposing this is a test, is there a right answer? Would I get more points for having a penis?)
8) Do you have a job?
Full-time writer, part-time grumpy salesgirl and freelance popcorn queen.
9) What is your relationship status?
Single and too apathetic to be anything else.
10) How do you want to die?
Flamboyantly.
11) What did you last eat?
Soya custard with hot chocolate mixed in. It's amazing.
12) Played any sports?
I consider shopping a sport so: yesterday.
13) Do you bite your nails?
No. But I pull my hair out.
14) When was your last physical fight?
Erm, I don't know, childhood?
15) Do you have an attitude?
I've been known to use "obnoxious air quotes" on occasion.
16) Do you like someone?
I like loads of people.
17) What is your real name?
Dasia (I think.)
18) What is the background of you computer screen?
Poppies. Particularly, this image.
19) Are you gonna get high later?
Does a sugar-high count? If so, then absolutely.
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
No, not today.
21) Do you miss someone?
I miss almost everyone I know, as I haven't been out of the house for a while.
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl! Life's too short to cut spaghetti.
23) Do you tan a lot?
No, I burn like a sad (and not even sparkly) vampire.
24) Have any pets?
Lexi, who's more of a fluff factory than a cat.
25) How exactly are you feeling?
A little uneasy as my sister seems upset. But she's had a very tiring day so hopefully nothing bad happened.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Well, not like a three course dinner but yeah, chips and stuff. What an odd question.
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
Erm, no. Is that a thing people do?
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
No, once I cut someone out they're pretty much dead to me.
29) Are you afraid of spiders?
Not usually, although if they're huge (like, the size of my hand!) then a bit.
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Sure, why not?
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Some things I'd do differently if I were in that situation now, but I guess everything's a learning experience.
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Apparently I'm working tomorrow, which I found out roughly 3 hours ago. One of the perks of working for my mom, the epic notice.
33) Do you want to have kids?
No. Having a tiny person grow in your body is way too sci-fi for me. I'd also be a fairly horrible mother.
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
No. I'm not doing very well on this test, am I?
35) Do you type fast?
Yes, unless I sta r t t h i n k i n g a b o u t i t.
36) Do you have piercings?
Two in each ear.
37) Want any more?
Sometimes, but I can never decide on one long enough to actually go get it done.
38) Can you spell well?
Quite.
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
I miss who they used to be, which isn't quite the same thing.
40) What are you craving right now?
I don't know. Maybe a toasted sandwich.
41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
No.
42) Have you ever been to jail?
No. Aren't we learning so much about me?
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes, but I was so nervous it just meandered in circles xD
44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
Seriously?
45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
You're breaking my heart right now.
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
I don't think so... but that's kind of the point, isn't it?
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Probably on the inside.
48) What time is it currently?
Running out of questions already? We're not even halfway through!
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Um, yes, heteronormative patriarchal test
50) What should you be doing?
Finishing a really lame 'novel' extract I'm proofreading for a Jottify group thing. It's like a cliche fest. She actually used the term "whirlpool of sadness." You'd think it'd be funny but it's just mindnumbingly dull.
51) What's irritating you right now?
My headache.
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Yeah, although I'm not entirely sure what 'it' is.
53) Does somebody love you?
EVERYBODY loves me.
54) What is your favorite color?
I don't understand how people can have favourites. I like blue, though.
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yeah.
57) Do you have trust issues?
I guess. Maybe I've grown out of it though, I should check.
58) You are over half way done with this. Are you sure you want to continue?
I'm still thinking about that toasted sandwich.
59) Do you have any siblings?
Yes, two.
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Good enough.
61) Do you live with anyone?
My mom and my sister.
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
Probably not. I hope not. That would weird me out.
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
My mom and my sister (I'm dramatic like that.)
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Definitely not a problem of mine.
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forget.
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
It's not over yet, but so far it's been interesting.
67) What was your childhood nickname?
I never really had one.
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
No, I've never been THAT drunk.
69) What is your motto in life?
You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't...
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Most of the time. I also believe some stuff happens (or maybe, the way it happens) because the universe has a sense of humour.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Listened to Cabin Pressure.
72) Do you have a best friend?
Yeah, she's also my sister :)
73) What is bothering you?
My knees hurt when I sit like this too long.
74) Have you ever been out of your country?
Ha. Define 'my country.' But since I was four, no, I've never left SA.
75) Do you play the Wii?
No, but it looks futuristic and fun.
76) Are you listening to music right now?
No, Supernatural is on in the background. Jared Padalecki can exorcize me any day.
77) Do you like Chinese food?
Only when it's very hot. When it cools down it starts to taste like cats.
78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
I want to say... February?
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Yeah.
80) Is cheating ever okay?
Look, sometimes you're VERY behind in Monopoly and other people are too dumb to notice when you give yourself a little 'extra help' :P
81) Are you mean?
Rarely. I guess I'm quite sarcastic and that can be perceived as mean. Sometimes I'm just a bitch, though, and I hate that.
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
I can't keep anything clean.
83) What was the last song you listened to?
'You' by The Pretty Reckless. I've gotten quite a soft spot for that ridiculous band.
84) Do you believe in true love?
Weirdly enough, yes.
85) What are you currently wearing?
pyjama pants and a blue top.
86) What do you wear to bed?
pyjama pants and a blue top (how glam am I?)
87) What is the weather like right now?
A little cloudy, but with a warm breeze. Spring ♥
88) Do you like the outside?
It's just so darn big, it makes me nervous. Like, where's the ceiling?
89) Are you currently bored?
No, I'm following along to Supernatural and thinking of half-witty things to say at the same time. Brain happily occupied.
90) Do you wanna get married?
Not necessarily into the institution, but I could see myself commiting to one person, provided they were seriously awesome.
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Ugh. Sorta.
92) Are you hungry?
How many times have I mentioned that toasted sandwich?
93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
Yeah.
94) What makes you happy?
Tossing an apple from hand to hand. It just feels really nice.
95) Would you change your name?
I would, but I can't think of anything more ridiculous than the one I have.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
No.
98) Do you watch the news?
Not regularly. Every time I catch it, it bums me out and I avoid it for a while. The world is awful, you guys.
99) What' s your zodiac sign?
Gemini.
100) Do you like Subway?
Never been.
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Ha. Define 'it'. But yeah, it wasn't my finest hour (granted, most of my contact with other human beings aren't my finest hours.)
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
I don't have any friends of the opposite sex. Boys are gross :P
103) Do you talk like your friends?
They talk like me.
104) What do you plan to do with the rest of your day?
Make a freakin' toasted sandwich.
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
All the time. People make me nervous. Especially since I no longer have a satisfying answer to the question "So what are you doing these days?"
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
You're not even listening to me, are you?
107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Your mom.
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
It's not a great habit, but it's not a dealbreaker.
109) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Cleverbot.
110) Favorite lyrics right now?
I'm bored of this meme, I'm going to go make that sandwich.
111) Can you count to one million?
Can anyone?