a little problem

[trivialaffair]

Title: A Little Problem
Pairing: Yesung x Ryeowook
Rating: R
Word Count: 600+
Note: All you need to know about Yesung is that his hands are RIDICULOUSLY SMALL compared to his abnormally huge head and I sort of love him for his disproportions (and utter fail).
Warning: Crack. This fic has talk of male parts. You know what they say about men with

Comments

[ky_rin]

"I'm not letting you go until you check me out," Yesung says determinedly, and Ryeowook sits back down on his bed with a near-sob.
CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT YO

He glances up and notes Yesung’s I-will-have-my-way face, and he snaps. With Yesung, sometimes it was better just to grit your teeth and get things over and done with.
this paragraph says so much about your characterization of Ryeowook and Yesung, which I approve of.

Eventually, he manages to pull his jeans down enough to whip it out.
QUICKLY QUICKLY

Heechul told me that guys with big hands have really large dicks. And then he glanced at my hands and cackled at me.
CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE

Yesung cups himself uncertainly
my favourite line. and your favourite line. don't even lie.

Zhou Mi's voice sounds alarmed and deeply offended,
of course. classy like none of those hoes.

it's easier if you don't fight it. :D

[catskilt]

everything she said, i am a resounding second.

[nyw]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I AM WITH THIS COMMENT SO MANY TIMES, I GAVE UP WRITING MY OWN COMMENT ABOUT YOUR FIC.

[trivialaffair]

T____________________________________________________T

...I believe that is all I can say at this point.

Just.

T_____________________________T

[ky_rin]

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(from me and xplodey_di)

[trivialaffair]

...i hate you both D: YOU TWO CAN FREEZE WHILE I'M GONE FOR ALL I CARE LADKMFLAKDF.

[ky_rin]

but we love you! love you hard with warm hearts! ♥

[trivialaffair]

::eats your warm hearts like pie::