don't judge me
I don’t even know, you guys. Bored in class, so I wrote bad!fic. As in, purposefully bad. For some reason, I feel like this warrants its own post. 300+ words.
R for language and general Ryo/Shige mockery:
“I’m horny,” Ryo says hotly, really hotly. His words are on fire, that’s how hot they are.
“I’m studying,” Shige replies. He’s always studying. He’s a college student. He studies law. Of course he is always studying. Shige doesn’t have a life otherwise.
They’re in the NEWS dressing room, where all good sex starts. No one is in there, but of course no one is. Otherwise, they couldn’t start to have great sex (or could they?).
Inwardly, Shige swoons and pulls down his proverbial jeans. Outwardly, he is the epitome of calm and rational. But Ryo sees through that thin, thin façade. He always does.
“You want me,” Ryo barks, with undiluted passion of course.
Shige grips his law studies book. He knows he will never win this fight, he never does. He flashes Ryo lust-filled eyes, and is lusty with lust as he lusts for Ryo and his lustfulness.
Ryo’s loins burn at the sight.
“My penis is going to explode,” Ryo says extra sexily. He bats curled eyelashes at Shige and Shige gives up (not that he had any willpower to begin with).
“Wow,” Shige marvels, “that is the hottest thing I’ve ever heard.” He puts his book away very carefully, smoothing out creases and placing a laminated bookmark in between page 477 and 478 before standing up.
Ryo grabs the lube conveniently located in his pocket. He always carries lube for opportunities like these, today is no exception.
But at that moment, Yamapi walks in and is the perfect cockblocker, both beautiful and deadly, but mostly really, really annoying. Ryo has never hated anyone more in his life. Not even Ueda. Whom he hates. A lot. That is how much he hates Yamapi in that moment. And his cockblocking.
“Woe,” Shige says. He sits back down and picks up his book.
Meanwhile, Ryo humps the wall.
AN: I…should do some homework. Probably. Yes. this is why I don't write crack
unlocked for ky_rin :D
R for language and general Ryo/Shige mockery:
“I’m horny,” Ryo says hotly, really hotly. His words are on fire, that’s how hot they are.
“I’m studying,” Shige replies. He’s always studying. He’s a college student. He studies law. Of course he is always studying. Shige doesn’t have a life otherwise.
They’re in the NEWS dressing room, where all good sex starts. No one is in there, but of course no one is. Otherwise, they couldn’t start to have great sex (or could they?).
Inwardly, Shige swoons and pulls down his proverbial jeans. Outwardly, he is the epitome of calm and rational. But Ryo sees through that thin, thin façade. He always does.
“You want me,” Ryo barks, with undiluted passion of course.
Shige grips his law studies book. He knows he will never win this fight, he never does. He flashes Ryo lust-filled eyes, and is lusty with lust as he lusts for Ryo and his lustfulness.
Ryo’s loins burn at the sight.
“My penis is going to explode,” Ryo says extra sexily. He bats curled eyelashes at Shige and Shige gives up (not that he had any willpower to begin with).
“Wow,” Shige marvels, “that is the hottest thing I’ve ever heard.” He puts his book away very carefully, smoothing out creases and placing a laminated bookmark in between page 477 and 478 before standing up.
Ryo grabs the lube conveniently located in his pocket. He always carries lube for opportunities like these, today is no exception.
But at that moment, Yamapi walks in and is the perfect cockblocker, both beautiful and deadly, but mostly really, really annoying. Ryo has never hated anyone more in his life. Not even Ueda. Whom he hates. A lot. That is how much he hates Yamapi in that moment. And his cockblocking.
“Woe,” Shige says. He sits back down and picks up his book.
Meanwhile, Ryo humps the wall.
AN: I…should do some homework. Probably. Yes. this is why I don't write crack
unlocked for ky_rin :D