ahem...
The parking lot... normally it is reasonably easy to find a decent space at UAH within a few minutes (1-3). However, today was a nightmare. It took me fifteen minutes (15) to find a damn parking spot, and when i did it was on pluto the former planet (p.s. fuck you science community for that one. when I was a kid there were 9 goddamn planets). I pondered the parking situation momentarily before coming up with the following solution. This is the last week before spring break. All of those students who constantly skip and are probably failing anyway have decided to waste their time, and mine, by showing up for one day out of the month in order to make some semblance of effort towards their academic careers. This happens at the beginning of the year, during middterms, and round about finals week. To all of you who are inconveninced by this traffic situation, you have my sincerest empathy. To all of you who are inconveninced by having to go to class once every month to pretend you arent totally failing.... fuck you sideways with a crooked stick.
Ahem,
that is all
Ahem,
that is all