Best Spam(?!) Email Ever!!!
From: Jamie & Georgia
Date: Thursday, August 18, 2005 9:35 AM
To: nick@bitter*****.***
Subject: Saw you sipping coffee at the library, you know the one
Wink-wink Nick,
We saw you standing over there by the counter at the library, you
know the one. And we, like, think you're perfect.
Jamie's psychic said she'd marry a guy with brown hair and blue
eyes. And you have brown hair and blue eyes. So she's totally hooked.
I'm not into all that psychic stuff. The only person I trust is my
therapist. And he said I need to find a guy that's mature. And you
look like you're about 25.
The only thing that I'd change about you is those ugly flipping shoes
you were wearing. And Jamie noticed that you could use a shave. We
both were a little skeeved out by your cuticles. And you could have
more money, too.
But we're open-minded and we're willing to negotiate everything,
including our weekly schedule for sharing you.
Jamie + Georgia
In other news, good news is a 'comin... Lots of good things happening lately. Fingers crossed, silently humming, who knows. Odd years were always my best ones. One week til 23, w00t... or something.
xox