Action... and scene!
MacDonald's counter.
Me: Hi, 2 large fries, takeaway please.
Server: [slowly] Small fries?
Me: No, large fries. Two packets. Takeaway.
Server: Uh. Oh. Orh.
[She fiddles with the cash register, and packs some fries into a plastic bag.]
Server: That will be $7.50 please.
Me: Seven fifty??? For two packets of fries????
Server: Er yes. Ten times er $1.90 is.. [Beckons to her manager]
Me: Ten? Why ten?? I ordered two large fries!
Server: Ten times er...
Me: How did you get ten when I said two large fries? Ten packets of small fries is not $7.50. Unless you heard two packets of ten fries? But why would you only put ten fries in each packet? Either way, that's pathetic!!!
Manager: You're right, that's pathetic.
Me: (Huh?)
Manager: [starts to smile and gesture behind her] And that's because, you're on candid camera!
Me: *wakes up with a start*
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And that's all for today's edition of Really Stupid Stella Dreams. (Either I really like fries or I have been really irritable or... this was a really stupid dream. Kinda funny though. *grin*)
Me: Hi, 2 large fries, takeaway please.
Server: [slowly] Small fries?
Me: No, large fries. Two packets. Takeaway.
Server: Uh. Oh. Orh.
[She fiddles with the cash register, and packs some fries into a plastic bag.]
Server: That will be $7.50 please.
Me: Seven fifty??? For two packets of fries????
Server: Er yes. Ten times er $1.90 is.. [Beckons to her manager]
Me: Ten? Why ten?? I ordered two large fries!
Server: Ten times er...
Me: How did you get ten when I said two large fries? Ten packets of small fries is not $7.50. Unless you heard two packets of ten fries? But why would you only put ten fries in each packet? Either way, that's pathetic!!!
Manager: You're right, that's pathetic.
Me: (Huh?)
Manager: [starts to smile and gesture behind her] And that's because, you're on candid camera!
Me: *wakes up with a start*
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And that's all for today's edition of Really Stupid Stella Dreams. (Either I really like fries or I have been really irritable or... this was a really stupid dream. Kinda funny though. *grin*)