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Some asshole who doesn't like violins made me use that post name.
SOOO still trying to pretend like I'm writing that story by Thursday. Awesome. A whole 20 pages minus 20 have been written. WHAETVEVRS. I at least have ideas and stuff. I did write the first line. Maybe I can get that to the first paragraph or something by the end of the night. I should just stop pretending like I'm a writer and just do what I know I really want to do. Fight evil.
So enough fantasy. I at least get to take my rage out on Hemingway with my next paper, also due Thursday. I'm pretty much going to say Hemingway was just a "four-letter man" (Homo!) and that he just writes about manly stuff to cover it up. C'mon. You don't believe me? Zelda Fitzgerald said he was gay with her husband. He wrote letters to biographers about him and Fitzgerald going into bathrooms together and comparing penis sizes. His stories are all about men losing their masculinity. He married 4 domineering women who all dressed like boys and cut their hair short. His mother dressed him like a girl as a child. That Sun Also Rises is about a guy that had his penis shot off in the war. Snows of Kilimanjaro is about a man that dies and, presumably, goes to heaven. Heaven for him is the top of a mountain without his wife, but instead with his best manly man friend. J3sus it's not even fun to keep listing this shit. So, paper written right there. I just gotta fill in.
So I finally opened Okami and started playing it. AMAZING. And if you don't like games it's fine. But the art for this game is enjoyable for anybody. It's probably the best game I've played since Twilight Princess. Too bad it wasn't for the Wii.
Lindsay: MMMMM :( I have to peeee!1!11!
Dominic: ...? Go pee.
Lindsay: I don't like to.
Dominic: ...
Lindsay: I get all cold when I take my pants off. I HATE VIOLINS!
So. I don't really know why I even have friends like this.
GAWD GO DO YOUR HOMEWORKS!
SOOO still trying to pretend like I'm writing that story by Thursday. Awesome. A whole 20 pages minus 20 have been written. WHAETVEVRS. I at least have ideas and stuff. I did write the first line. Maybe I can get that to the first paragraph or something by the end of the night. I should just stop pretending like I'm a writer and just do what I know I really want to do. Fight evil.
So enough fantasy. I at least get to take my rage out on Hemingway with my next paper, also due Thursday. I'm pretty much going to say Hemingway was just a "four-letter man" (Homo!) and that he just writes about manly stuff to cover it up. C'mon. You don't believe me? Zelda Fitzgerald said he was gay with her husband. He wrote letters to biographers about him and Fitzgerald going into bathrooms together and comparing penis sizes. His stories are all about men losing their masculinity. He married 4 domineering women who all dressed like boys and cut their hair short. His mother dressed him like a girl as a child. That Sun Also Rises is about a guy that had his penis shot off in the war. Snows of Kilimanjaro is about a man that dies and, presumably, goes to heaven. Heaven for him is the top of a mountain without his wife, but instead with his best manly man friend. J3sus it's not even fun to keep listing this shit. So, paper written right there. I just gotta fill in.
So I finally opened Okami and started playing it. AMAZING. And if you don't like games it's fine. But the art for this game is enjoyable for anybody. It's probably the best game I've played since Twilight Princess. Too bad it wasn't for the Wii.
Lindsay: MMMMM :( I have to peeee!1!11!
Dominic: ...? Go pee.
Lindsay: I don't like to.
Dominic: ...
Lindsay: I get all cold when I take my pants off. I HATE VIOLINS!
So. I don't really know why I even have friends like this.
GAWD GO DO YOUR HOMEWORKS!