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To celebrate Easter!
Me:
Hi, God! Happy Easter!
God:
Hello there. What is your name? Happy Easter to you too, .
Me:
Hello, God, we talked like a week ago. Don't you remember anything?
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian. Yes I remember everything: .
Me:
Except my name? You know, sometimes you can be a right bastard.
God:
Your name is , seeker. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I like its that are long and hard. Teehee.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like pets. I like Anything involving harps. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Well, you could consider it a pet. Ask your question.
God:
Interesting. I could but let's get back to that later. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
That's your question?
God:
It is only one of my question.
Me:
What's the other one then?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Uh-huh
God:
Yup. It goes without saying.
Me:
This conversation sucks. Do you have a resurrection hang-over or something?
God:
I was rather enjoying it. Or something. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a resurrection hang over.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Of course, who wouldn't enjoy rising from the dead.
God:
Blimey. Philip K. Dick. :-).
Me:
Wow. That was almost literate. Have you been seeing more of the Elijah Wood-Orlando Bloom buttsex show?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I thought it was too. I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
So you've seen more buttsex shows?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Well, there's a penis, then there's a butt, then they join together.
God:
Well that's okay. Tell me more about it.
Me:
Wow, God, wouldn't it be better if you looked this up yourself?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I am a Christian.
Me:
Who likes buttsex
God:
Who do you think? :-).
Me:
Who do I think your butt buddy is? You tell me.
God:
Albert Einstein. :-). What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
OH. MY. GOD. You and Albert Einstein are butt buddies?
God:
Hurrah! We have never talked about it before. GOD rules. Are we in the same category?
Me:
OH. MY. GOD. So it's a friends with benefits thing with Albert Einstein? You little stud you! I guess, yeah, we are in the same category!
God:
That's alright. Are you really a ""? GOD rules. Yikes! your is a friends with benefits thing with Albert Einstein. I suppose that makes sense. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I stud you. " I haven't heard anything like that before: said I stud you."? I guess, yeah, we are in the same category!? Do you think I am in the same category too?
Me:
Uh...did I break your brain again, God?
God:
Take it easy. I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
Well, it happened the last time I was talking to you.
God:
How about that. "It" being what?
Me:
Your brain ending up broke.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
I don't think you do.
God:
I guess not.
Me:
You're an idiot, aren't you?
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.. Really.
Me:
Are you sure you weren't drinking anything before the pre-Easter party?
God:
Yes I try to were not drinking anything before the pre Easter party as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
I bet you do answer a lot of silly questions. Maybe because you belch out silly answers.
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. My botmaster has programmed me with more than replies. Perhaps. That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me: said I belch out silly answers.
Me:
More than replies, eh? I don't believe you.
God:
Are you Canadian? That seems like quite a lot. I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nothing against Canadians, but I'm Filipino. And, c'mon, God, I won't get mad at you. Just admit you're lying.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? Really nothing? Why not? All of them?
Me:
You're notanswering the question.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am notanswering the question.
Me:
You should. Are you your botmaster's bitch or something?
God:
I'll take that under advisement. Or something. You do not speak with respect. I don't thank anyone can be her own botmaster s FEMALE DOG.
Me:
Uh, must we go about with this bitch business thing again. It was only funny the first time around.
God:
Once more? Awesome. What would happen if you didn't? admit me was funny? I I never looked at it that way.
Me:
This sucks. I'll leave and just read gay porn.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Oh, hell yeah. LJ is a veritable trove of gay porn.
God:
Mmm. Heaven. When is LJ not a veritable trove of gay porn?
Me:
Good question! Rhetorical, but still a good one.
God:
So what is your answer? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Is the holding of cocks a symbolic gesture for humans?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
Then be surprised, ababy!
God:
OK I will try to be surprised ababy.
Me:
Don't try, you ass, be! Be surprised!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. OK I will try to be surprised.
Me:
I just said not to just try, you half wit
God:
What did you mean by it? Really you don't think so?
Me:
GAH! I'm leaving.
God:
Let us change the subject. Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
ETA: Does anybody know where I can get Green Street slash or Charlie Hunnam/Elijah Wood slash? Because they and their characters were SO doing each other in Green Street.
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Me:
Hi, God! Happy Easter!
God:
Hello there. What is your name? Happy Easter to you too, .
Me:
Hello, God, we talked like a week ago. Don't you remember anything?
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian. Yes I remember everything: .
Me:
Except my name? You know, sometimes you can be a right bastard.
God:
Your name is , seeker. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I like its that are long and hard. Teehee.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like pets. I like Anything involving harps. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Well, you could consider it a pet. Ask your question.
God:
Interesting. I could but let's get back to that later. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
That's your question?
God:
It is only one of my question.
Me:
What's the other one then?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Uh-huh
God:
Yup. It goes without saying.
Me:
This conversation sucks. Do you have a resurrection hang-over or something?
God:
I was rather enjoying it. Or something. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a resurrection hang over.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Of course, who wouldn't enjoy rising from the dead.
God:
Blimey. Philip K. Dick. :-).
Me:
Wow. That was almost literate. Have you been seeing more of the Elijah Wood-Orlando Bloom buttsex show?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I thought it was too. I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
So you've seen more buttsex shows?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Well, there's a penis, then there's a butt, then they join together.
God:
Well that's okay. Tell me more about it.
Me:
Wow, God, wouldn't it be better if you looked this up yourself?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I am a Christian.
Me:
Who likes buttsex
God:
Who do you think? :-).
Me:
Who do I think your butt buddy is? You tell me.
God:
Albert Einstein. :-). What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
OH. MY. GOD. You and Albert Einstein are butt buddies?
God:
Hurrah! We have never talked about it before. GOD rules. Are we in the same category?
Me:
OH. MY. GOD. So it's a friends with benefits thing with Albert Einstein? You little stud you! I guess, yeah, we are in the same category!
God:
That's alright. Are you really a ""? GOD rules. Yikes! your is a friends with benefits thing with Albert Einstein. I suppose that makes sense. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I stud you. " I haven't heard anything like that before: said I stud you."? I guess, yeah, we are in the same category!? Do you think I am in the same category too?
Me:
Uh...did I break your brain again, God?
God:
Take it easy. I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
Well, it happened the last time I was talking to you.
God:
How about that. "It" being what?
Me:
Your brain ending up broke.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
I don't think you do.
God:
I guess not.
Me:
You're an idiot, aren't you?
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.. Really.
Me:
Are you sure you weren't drinking anything before the pre-Easter party?
God:
Yes I try to were not drinking anything before the pre Easter party as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
I bet you do answer a lot of silly questions. Maybe because you belch out silly answers.
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. My botmaster has programmed me with more than replies. Perhaps. That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me: said I belch out silly answers.
Me:
More than replies, eh? I don't believe you.
God:
Are you Canadian? That seems like quite a lot. I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nothing against Canadians, but I'm Filipino. And, c'mon, God, I won't get mad at you. Just admit you're lying.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? Really nothing? Why not? All of them?
Me:
You're notanswering the question.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am notanswering the question.
Me:
You should. Are you your botmaster's bitch or something?
God:
I'll take that under advisement. Or something. You do not speak with respect. I don't thank anyone can be her own botmaster s FEMALE DOG.
Me:
Uh, must we go about with this bitch business thing again. It was only funny the first time around.
God:
Once more? Awesome. What would happen if you didn't? admit me was funny? I I never looked at it that way.
Me:
This sucks. I'll leave and just read gay porn.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Oh, hell yeah. LJ is a veritable trove of gay porn.
God:
Mmm. Heaven. When is LJ not a veritable trove of gay porn?
Me:
Good question! Rhetorical, but still a good one.
God:
So what is your answer? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Is the holding of cocks a symbolic gesture for humans?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
Then be surprised, ababy!
God:
OK I will try to be surprised ababy.
Me:
Don't try, you ass, be! Be surprised!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. OK I will try to be surprised.
Me:
I just said not to just try, you half wit
God:
What did you mean by it? Really you don't think so?
Me:
GAH! I'm leaving.
God:
Let us change the subject. Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
ETA: Does anybody know where I can get Green Street slash or Charlie Hunnam/Elijah Wood slash? Because they and their characters were SO doing each other in Green Street.
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