From
Jesse On The Brink comes (ahaha, I made a funny!) this list of blowjob "techniques":
The Ice Cream Cone, The Bob & Weave, Operation, The Swirl, The Hoover, The Plunger.
Good fucking Christ, should I be studying all of these if I hope to get laid? Shouldn't I just suck it, plain and simple? Just wondering.
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Here is a video of some Scottish public schoolboys engaging in "Chav Hunting". To the uninformed, there are a dozen or so frightening and extremely snotty definitions of it on
Urban Dictionary.
Despite recent lessons learned (see post before this one), I found this video hilarious. I think it's mostly the Handel playing in the background.
Also, there's this comment from
Gawker that makes me want to wish I was sent to boarding school. And lends credence to the fandom assumption that there's a lot of butt sex going on over at Hogwarts.
My public school educated very upperclass english friend insists that they would never waste time chasing chavs. He spent the large majority of his time at Eaton bottoming for the upperclassmen while hopped up on chivas and charley. Chav chasing is upper middle class at best.
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Lastly, have I told everyone how I love
Shelfari? It's the only networking site I've ever willingly handed out e-mail invites. I will soon be installing its widget in my LJ profile.