Tonight I get to go to the demon bar Ralph's with Anya and Giles. I hope she's broken it to him that she volunteered him to go with us. Ought to be an interesting night
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*rolls his eyes a little then remembers he said he'd behave*
I was looking for vampires to stake and I found him near the Bronze. Remembering that Anya said there were good demons in the world I stupidly talked to him first so he could tell me all sorts of interesting lies.
Well ok, he told the truth about playing kitten poker.
Oh yeah, go home and be a nice little citizen. Nothing at all like this whole little group of people who do this. Like you, Anya here. Some cops and military guys, not to mention I believe Buffy talked about a construction worker and a couple of others.
I know you watchers don't like it when us normal folk decide to help out but if it was good enough for India to do, then the least I can do is continue it.
Yes that is it exactly, I am one of those watchers. I am an elitest who just can not abide by normal people showing me up.
*plays with his glass*
It couldn't possibly be that we just made it through an apocalypse where many of those military men, police officer and average citizens you are referring to ended up dead. That I couldn't possibly wish to spare you from the same fate.
Look, yes people die. I'm pretty familiar with that. Lothos tore India's heart out in front of me, so I'm kind of up on this can be hazardous to one's health.
I'm trying to learn more so that doesn't happen as easily.
*plays with his bottle*
You know, Buffy thought you pretty much hung the moon in the watcher world. Said you were the best.
Well he's a serious ass, he didn't know what he was doing and he got my sister killed. So I'm going to pretend you're not a watcher tonight so I can rein in my mouth a little if that's ok.
You mean besides the stench that surrounds them? Well, there tongues are very long and prickly. They shoot it out like a snake and wrap it around their prey.
If you keep ten feet between yourself and one of them you should have a chance to run.
So keep a distance. Is it tough? I mean shoot it with something and will it hurt it? Or should I get that ten feet between us and pretend I'm the marathon man?
Well, yes. It certainly isn't coming from Giles or I.
If you're going to shoot it, aim for it's eyes or the mucus membranes under it's arms. I've never heard of this marathon man, but I don't think he'd last very long with a tongue wrapped around him. Well, unless he flies like those men do in the comic magazines that Xander reads.
*frowns*
You didn't kill him, did you? Because Fakir is going to be very upset if you did. He'll have to find a new delivery truck driver.
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Sorry about your delivery driver. Maybe the next one won't need giblets.
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How is it you came to be in this Duanes vicinity?
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I was looking for vampires to stake and I found him near the Bronze. Remembering that Anya said there were good demons in the world I stupidly talked to him first so he could tell me all sorts of interesting lies.
Well ok, he told the truth about playing kitten poker.
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Perhaps this is where I should mention that these matters are best left to the slayer. That maybe you are not equipped to take your sisters place.
*sips drink*
That your sister would probably not want you risking yourself like this.
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Oh yeah, go home and be a nice little citizen. Nothing at all like this whole little group of people who do this. Like you, Anya here. Some cops and military guys, not to mention I believe Buffy talked about a construction worker and a couple of others.
I know you watchers don't like it when us normal folk decide to help out but if it was good enough for India to do, then the least I can do is continue it.
*takes a large drink of his beer*
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*plays with his glass*
It couldn't possibly be that we just made it through an apocalypse where many of those military men, police officer and average citizens you are referring to ended up dead. That I couldn't possibly wish to spare you from the same fate.
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I'm trying to learn more so that doesn't happen as easily.
*plays with his bottle*
You know, Buffy thought you pretty much hung the moon in the watcher world. Said you were the best.
Did you ever meet India's watcher?
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Buffy said that?
*shakes head*
I have never met him personally, no. I only know him through reputation.
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*points at a patron*
So what kind of demon is that?
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Oh, that's a Bcida demon. He will eat you and he won't have a conversation with you first. Not that you could understand him if he did.
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Special things I should look out for? I mean besides the incredibly big teeth?
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If you keep ten feet between yourself and one of them you should have a chance to run.
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So keep a distance. Is it tough? I mean shoot it with something and will it hurt it? Or should I get that ten feet between us and pretend I'm the marathon man?
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If you're going to shoot it, aim for it's eyes or the mucus membranes under it's arms. I've never heard of this marathon man, but I don't think he'd last very long with a tongue wrapped around him. Well, unless he flies like those men do in the comic magazines that Xander reads.
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