No Means No.
I just had a long talk with Linus, cuddling him and petting him and giving his scritches, telling how much he would love it if he'd just let me. He seemed all into the idea, rubbing up against my legs, purring, apparently really excited. And then I brought out the vacuum cleaner and asked him again, "I can vacuums you?"
No. I cannot vacuums him. Evidently chasing him around the room was not the way to convince him. Damn it. It would be so much easier than vacuuming all the Linus fluffs off the floor.
No. I cannot vacuums him. Evidently chasing him around the room was not the way to convince him. Damn it. It would be so much easier than vacuuming all the Linus fluffs off the floor.