When I was talking to Mom and Dad last night, I told them that the bun in the oven was revenge for using my sponge to clean the toilet.
shinigumi had printed out my post to show them, so they already knew I'd been thinking about it. You know how I mentioned that Mom still assures me that she'd never used it before? She did again, last night.
"All of our stuff had already been packed up and was on its way to the new house. I was in labor but didn't realize it, and I couldn't get down on my knees to clean the toilet. Your sponge had a stick so I used that. I was never going to take it; it was going to be thrown out. And I'd never used it before."
"I washed my face with that!"
Of course, she was laughing the whole time.
I love my family.