My Sister.
trista: You know Queensrÿche? The singer? I want him in a cage. To sing to me.
dawnshine: That's Silent Lucidity, right?
trista: Yep.
dawnshine: That's reasonable.
[Conversation about various men in cages. Strictly for singing purposes, of course.]
dawnshine: Silent Lucidity? You might want to let him out of the cage. Mmm.
[dawnshine sends picture]
dawnshine: See? Uncage him. Oh yes.
Three minutes later...
dawnshine: When was he born?
trista: 1959.
dawnshine: Dear god. He must stay in the cage.
trista: He's not that much older than me.
dawnshine: He's old enough to be our dad!
trista: He's fourteen years older than me.
dawnshine: Well, he's old enough to have babysat you!
trista: Yeah, I know. Mmm.
dawnshine: Christ almighty.
And five minutes later...
dawnshine: I've got to get some.
trista . . . .
dawnshine: MORE FRIENDBOTS.
trista: *shriek*
dawnshine: That's Silent Lucidity, right?
trista: Yep.
dawnshine: That's reasonable.
[Conversation about various men in cages. Strictly for singing purposes, of course.]
dawnshine: Silent Lucidity? You might want to let him out of the cage. Mmm.
[dawnshine sends picture]
dawnshine: See? Uncage him. Oh yes.
Three minutes later...
dawnshine: When was he born?
trista: 1959.
dawnshine: Dear god. He must stay in the cage.
trista: He's not that much older than me.
dawnshine: He's old enough to be our dad!
trista: He's fourteen years older than me.
dawnshine: Well, he's old enough to have babysat you!
trista: Yeah, I know. Mmm.
dawnshine: Christ almighty.
And five minutes later...
dawnshine: I've got to get some.
trista . . . .
dawnshine: MORE FRIENDBOTS.
trista: *shriek*