Snark, Glorious Snark.
You know how I love Go Fug Yourself and Snarkywood, my little FriendBots? I love The Superficial every bit as much. Evidently Lindsay Lohan's BlackBerry has been hacked and someone is sending horrible messages to her friends, supposedly from Lindsay. Lindsay suspects Paris Hilton. This is what The Superficial has to say:
The wording of the messages sounded like Paris Hilton? So basically they were made up of single syllable words and a series of moans? No offense to Lindsay, but I doubt Paris Hilton has the mental capacity to hack into a BlackBerry. She's barely able to get into a box of cereal, let alone the security system of a $600 cell phone.
The wording of the messages sounded like Paris Hilton? So basically they were made up of single syllable words and a series of moans? No offense to Lindsay, but I doubt Paris Hilton has the mental capacity to hack into a BlackBerry. She's barely able to get into a box of cereal, let alone the security system of a $600 cell phone.