Why Bones Hates Transporters

[triskellion]

Title: Why Bones Hates Transporters
Author: triskellion
Pairing(s): gen, or maybe hints of Bones/Kirk
Rating: PG
Word Count: 421
Disclaimer: It belongs to Gene Roddenberry first, Paramount second, and me not at all.
Summary: The title says it all.
Notes/Warnings: My friend nightshadow_t2 has a thing for a certain type of transformation fic. After reading the story akuchan_47 wrote

Comments

[nightshadow_t2]

*Glomps fic* Or you know, Bones, you could have an entirely different conversation without the pants. i'm sure Jim would be amenable with some persuasion.

*Grins* I love this fic. It's hilarious. Love the situation. And he still had his boots!

[triskellion]

*grin* They could, but I didn't want to write porn. akuchan_47 did that quite well. But the over all situation was too absurd not to share.

I figure the boots are a bit warped, but he's too stubborn to trip on the stairs.

[sail_aweigh]

Hahahaha! That's great. I love the thought of Bones as a centaur!

[triskellion]

Not my shtick normally. I blame akuchan_47 and nightshadow_t2 for planting the idea in my mind. But it does work so well.

[zilentdreamer]

Cackles!

Mwhahahaha! Poor Bones. I'd try not to laugh if it weren't so funny.

[triskellion]

*grin* Well worth a laugh.