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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, dawn_metcalf (-5000 points). In May blackaire and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In July karenhealey and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November I punched beccaajoy in the arm (-10 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5055 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
trishdoller