"That guy was totally staring you down!!"
Oh wow, 3 cheers for fantastic people/evenings/things. Tonight was incredibly fun.
Ashley Meredith's graduation party was up the wazoo. Never before have I ever been anywhere more sleezy than Washington's. It was my first time there, and I sure as hell hope it was my last. I will be a better person if I never enter that building again. But it was also a going-away party for Ashley and her little sister. So, there was an abundancy of junior-high kids there. Junior highers + dance floor = bad news. I didn't know that dancing had turned into sex with clothes on. But hey, I learned some new moves tonight! ;] There's "The Boob Grab and Bounce," "The Knuckle-Touch and Grind," and the "Hey, I'm white-trash and like to flaunt it by dancing while holding hands with my friend." Good stuff, I tell you what.
So yeah, Keith and I decided it'd be a good idea to crash their slutty party down there and we got our groove on together. (First time grinding, yes!) I ruined it, though, when I couldn't bend backwards because my back is shitty (mostly thanks to the accident). But then we got other high schoolers to come crash their party. It was the most amusing thing I've seen in a long time. Then we all just made fun of the little skanky kids by imitating their horrendous dance moves. [Pictures of all of this at end of post. (And I actually spelled "post" like "toast" and then changed it. Oops.)]
Oh, and then Kayla and Ashley and I went to Hooters. Yikes. I guess there is a first and last time for everything. That was tonight. Bleck. And then we went to Coldstone. And then to Ashley's to jump on the trampoline. Then we all laid down and looked at the stars and had a really long conversation. It was most excellent.
But overall, tonight was amazing and I hope this summer brings more of those. I had so much fun dancing and talking and star-gazing and bouncing. Oh! And Shelby! I ran into Jessica and Micro. They are still together. And Jessica works at Doctor John's and will give me a 25% discount. Hah!
Me at Washington's The skanky junior-highers dancing
The awesome high-schoolers dancing Ashley and Kayla
Kayla and I being like slutty junior-highers Keith and I being like slutty-junior highers
Ashley and Kayla eating pickles at Hooters Ashley and I bouncing
More bouncing ...
And I'm spent...
Ashley Meredith's graduation party was up the wazoo. Never before have I ever been anywhere more sleezy than Washington's. It was my first time there, and I sure as hell hope it was my last. I will be a better person if I never enter that building again. But it was also a going-away party for Ashley and her little sister. So, there was an abundancy of junior-high kids there. Junior highers + dance floor = bad news. I didn't know that dancing had turned into sex with clothes on. But hey, I learned some new moves tonight! ;] There's "The Boob Grab and Bounce," "The Knuckle-Touch and Grind," and the "Hey, I'm white-trash and like to flaunt it by dancing while holding hands with my friend." Good stuff, I tell you what.
So yeah, Keith and I decided it'd be a good idea to crash their slutty party down there and we got our groove on together. (First time grinding, yes!) I ruined it, though, when I couldn't bend backwards because my back is shitty (mostly thanks to the accident). But then we got other high schoolers to come crash their party. It was the most amusing thing I've seen in a long time. Then we all just made fun of the little skanky kids by imitating their horrendous dance moves. [Pictures of all of this at end of post. (And I actually spelled "post" like "toast" and then changed it. Oops.)]
Oh, and then Kayla and Ashley and I went to Hooters. Yikes. I guess there is a first and last time for everything. That was tonight. Bleck. And then we went to Coldstone. And then to Ashley's to jump on the trampoline. Then we all laid down and looked at the stars and had a really long conversation. It was most excellent.
But overall, tonight was amazing and I hope this summer brings more of those. I had so much fun dancing and talking and star-gazing and bouncing. Oh! And Shelby! I ran into Jessica and Micro. They are still together. And Jessica works at Doctor John's and will give me a 25% discount. Hah!
Me at Washington's The skanky junior-highers dancing
The awesome high-schoolers dancing Ashley and Kayla
Kayla and I being like slutty junior-highers Keith and I being like slutty-junior highers
Ashley and Kayla eating pickles at Hooters Ashley and I bouncing
More bouncing ...
And I'm spent...