It turns out Myspace is good for something. This was actually a fun meme to do - or, at least, it occupied my attention enough to dedicate time to it.
iNSTRUCTIONS
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
How do you feel today?
"Without You" - RENT
Sweet once you listen to it, but (IMO) far too whiny in the beginning. Very deep ... like me :p
What's your outlook on life?
"The Shoop Shoop Song" - Cher
Basically the song that goes "Does he love me, I wanna know? ... Is it in his eyes? Oh no, you'll be deceived...." Fun, exuberant, definitely me.
What does your family think of you?
"Blue" - Eiffel 65
Yes, that annoying Europop song they played on Disney channel ad nauseum a few years ago. Well -fumbles- blue is my favorite color...?
What do your friends think of you?
"Perfect Girl" - Sarah MacLachlen
Strangely, my sister actually did call me perfect (not sure whether or not she meant it) the other day, and friends have done the same. Not bad, shuffler.
What do strangers think of you?
"In My Place" - Coldplay
According to the pretty voice of Chris Martin, strangers think "How long must I wait for you?" when they see me ... eh, not so much.
What do your exes think of you?
"Bring Me to Life" - Evanescence
Hmm ... There could be truth to this, though I don't think my exes need me to wake them up inside. I wonder if it makes a difference that this is the acoustic version, meaning maybe that they don't hate my guts? :p Yes, I'm thinking far too much about this.
How has your love life been so far?
"He Wasn't" - Avril Lavigne
I've never actually listened to this song, but so far Avril has whined, "Not much has happened today; I'm getting really bored" -- interesting, Avril, but that's how I feel about you. She also mentions staring at the phone -- well, yesterday I did wait for the boyfriend to call me. O.o
How will your love life be in the future?
"Tribute" - Tenacious D
"This is not the greatest song in the world -- this is just a tribute." Kick-ass song ... connection, not so much.
Will you get married?
"I'm Free (Heaven Help Me)" - some dude from the Footloose soundtrack
*snerk*
Will you have kids?
"The Blower's Daughter" - Damien somebody from the movie Closer
This movie makes me think of Natalie Portman as a stripper and Jude Law as smarmy ... I can only hope my kids don't turn out like that.
Are you good in school?
"Beautiful Soul" - Jesse McCartney
If by "good in school" you mean "a prepubescent high-pitched singer with whom girls have a scary and inexplicable obsession," then yes.
Will you be succesful in life?
"Something to Sing About" - Buffy the Musical
Ooh, I like this choice, although it is a tad depressing: "Where there's life/There's hope/Every day's a gift/Wishes can come true/Whistle while you work/So hard/All day/To be like other girls/To fit in in this glittering world/Don't give me songs/Don't give me songs/Give me something to sing about..."
What song should they play on your birthday?
"I'm With You" - Avril Lavigne
Dear God NO. I was tempted to cheat on this one, I really was.
Gah, she's so depressing. Why did I used to like this song?
What song should they play at your funeral?
"Not in Love" - Enrique Iglesias feat. Kelis
HAHA. Absolutely no connection, but at least it's not a depressing whinefest like Avril.
The Soundtrack of Your Life:
"Amerika" - Rammstein
"We're all living in Amerika ... it's wunderbar. We're all living in Amerika ... coca-cola and Wonderbra."
-crickets-
Okay, I'll concede that they're German and so am I, but that's a stretch.
You and your bestfriend are:
random German (????) song - it was burned, so I don't know the artist
Very heavy metal, so not applicable
Happy times:
"The Scientist" - Coldplay
I never even listen to this mix CD, so why does it keep coming up? Also, the shuffler is getting ahead of itself.
Sad times:
"Clocks" - Coldplay
-sigh- Well, if I have to keep seeing these guys come up, the shuffler could at least get the sequence right.
every day:
"I Don't Want You Back" - Eamon
Most definitely NOT. Shuffler, you have one last chance to redeem yourself.
for tomorrow:
"Free Bird" - Lynyrd Skynyrd
You done good, shuffler. This most definitely applies. :-D