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Firstly: I saw the first episode of The Sentinel today. Biggest, gayest, bestest show ever. No, really. I need moer. Immediately.
One of my cats (the peeing one) is snooping around the bed my older sister sleeps on. I hope she pees all over her stuff *goes into bitch mode*. No, really. There is a reason I only like my sister when she is in another state than me.
So, I spend all night last night doing the photo videoclip for my mom, and trust me, thats hours and hours of my life, and all Luanne (my older sister) did to help was give a few of her graduation photos and tell my younger sister which one of her modelling shots (bitch) we could use. Then she went out clubbing.
So, after I finished the video this afternoon, I told my sister that I ended the slideshow with her two modelling pictures. She went ballistic, because in her little imaginary world she said I could only use one. Yeah, right. So I'm like, "no, you said those two, and none of the others, which is why I have only those 2 saved on the computer when you put your photo disc in" and she kept going psycho, and ended with "no, you can't use it, do the project again. You can't give that disc to mom." And I'm like, wtf? I spent hours of my time, my Saturday night doing this so it would look nice, and because you're not happy with one of your many gorgeous modelling pictures, which you did say we could use, I have to begin again? And she's all fuck you, bitch. And I'm all, well, if you want to do the videoclip now, be my guest.
Then she continued to bitch and whine outside, and I went inside and gave the DVD to my mom, who wanted to watch it. Now, my sister was standing right outside the window when I put it on, and she could very clearly see what I was doing, and she barged in, said in her very snooty voice "thanks for inviting me to watch", slammed the door, and went outside to have her self pitying cry.
Then! Then! Later, she comes inside and I was on the computer making her a copy of the DVD (she asked me to make her one this morning, and stupid me, I thought half an hour after her bitch attack she would be over it), and in the kitchen to my mother she was saying how no, no, it wasn't my mothers fault, and that if she ever saw me again, she was going to rip my face off.
I mean, wtf? What the hell did I do? It was Jenna who sorted out which pictuers to use, I only stuck them in the fucking slideshow. Since they were going out for dinner, Luanne stormed into this room (the one with the computer) and said in her prissy voice "Get out, I don't want to see you." and I'm like, seriously, what the hell? So I just ignored her, because I find with my siblings, reacting in any way just makes them madder and more violent. So I finished burning her disc, threw it on the bed, and walked out. Then, I hear her saying to Jenna, "No, no Jenna, its not your fault! But you heard me and Lauren fighting, you should have just said that you included the photo by accident". And Jenna is all, "What are you talkign about? You said we could use that photo!" And Luanne is all, "No, I said you could keep it, not use it, so it was an accident and I don't blame you...it's all Lauren's fault." And Jenna is all, "WHY!?!?" And Luanne is all "She's a fucking bitch, I didn't like the way she was talking to me".
God. No, really. This shows she knows she was wrong, but won't ever admit it, and her whole childhood was spent making mine as miserable as possible (she was one of those siblings) and I was stupid enough to believe she may have just changed. So I am really mad that she managed to make this all about her, once again. Every time she comes to visit she just makes everyone glad she lives in another state, far away.
Things Everyone Knows About Luanne:
1. She is smart, beautiful, resourceful, outgoing, popular, charming, polite, helpful and does well in her every endeavour.
2. ...Unless you are her family.
3. Then she is bitchy, conniving, hurtful, distastful, rude, inconsiderate, selfish, unhelpful, course and back-stabbing.
4. The whole world revolves around Luanne. She can be as hypocritical as she likes, she can do what she likes, she can say what she likes and expects that everyone will just bow down and accept her as right and perfect.
5. If you aren't a clone of Luanne, then you aren't worth the air you breathe in. If your hair isnt right, if you don't wear the right clothes, or like the things she likes, well, then you are unimportant and apparently have no feelings for her to trample over.
6. She doesn't consider herself any of the negative things, and thinks the whole world is against her when people speak up negatively towards her attitude.
7. Don't ever speak up against Luanne. She knows which buttons to press and doesn't care if you're left a self-depricating mess. You are unimportant. You have no feelings. You are insignificant and can't possibly comprehend or understand.
8. Luanne is always right - no matter what the situation.
9. Family are embarrassing, can't be seen in public, can't act right, say the right thing, do the right thing, look out for themselves or be praised. They are a hinderance, something to be barely tolerated, and since they are family, anything can be said to them, no matter the occassion. It is no matter that they pay for your extravagent lifestyle of holidays, clothes and jewellery while you sail by.
10. As long as Luanne is happy, fuck the rest of the world
One of my cats (the peeing one) is snooping around the bed my older sister sleeps on. I hope she pees all over her stuff *goes into bitch mode*. No, really. There is a reason I only like my sister when she is in another state than me.
So, I spend all night last night doing the photo videoclip for my mom, and trust me, thats hours and hours of my life, and all Luanne (my older sister) did to help was give a few of her graduation photos and tell my younger sister which one of her modelling shots (bitch) we could use. Then she went out clubbing.
So, after I finished the video this afternoon, I told my sister that I ended the slideshow with her two modelling pictures. She went ballistic, because in her little imaginary world she said I could only use one. Yeah, right. So I'm like, "no, you said those two, and none of the others, which is why I have only those 2 saved on the computer when you put your photo disc in" and she kept going psycho, and ended with "no, you can't use it, do the project again. You can't give that disc to mom." And I'm like, wtf? I spent hours of my time, my Saturday night doing this so it would look nice, and because you're not happy with one of your many gorgeous modelling pictures, which you did say we could use, I have to begin again? And she's all fuck you, bitch. And I'm all, well, if you want to do the videoclip now, be my guest.
Then she continued to bitch and whine outside, and I went inside and gave the DVD to my mom, who wanted to watch it. Now, my sister was standing right outside the window when I put it on, and she could very clearly see what I was doing, and she barged in, said in her very snooty voice "thanks for inviting me to watch", slammed the door, and went outside to have her self pitying cry.
Then! Then! Later, she comes inside and I was on the computer making her a copy of the DVD (she asked me to make her one this morning, and stupid me, I thought half an hour after her bitch attack she would be over it), and in the kitchen to my mother she was saying how no, no, it wasn't my mothers fault, and that if she ever saw me again, she was going to rip my face off.
I mean, wtf? What the hell did I do? It was Jenna who sorted out which pictuers to use, I only stuck them in the fucking slideshow. Since they were going out for dinner, Luanne stormed into this room (the one with the computer) and said in her prissy voice "Get out, I don't want to see you." and I'm like, seriously, what the hell? So I just ignored her, because I find with my siblings, reacting in any way just makes them madder and more violent. So I finished burning her disc, threw it on the bed, and walked out. Then, I hear her saying to Jenna, "No, no Jenna, its not your fault! But you heard me and Lauren fighting, you should have just said that you included the photo by accident". And Jenna is all, "What are you talkign about? You said we could use that photo!" And Luanne is all, "No, I said you could keep it, not use it, so it was an accident and I don't blame you...it's all Lauren's fault." And Jenna is all, "WHY!?!?" And Luanne is all "She's a fucking bitch, I didn't like the way she was talking to me".
God. No, really. This shows she knows she was wrong, but won't ever admit it, and her whole childhood was spent making mine as miserable as possible (she was one of those siblings) and I was stupid enough to believe she may have just changed. So I am really mad that she managed to make this all about her, once again. Every time she comes to visit she just makes everyone glad she lives in another state, far away.
Things Everyone Knows About Luanne:
1. She is smart, beautiful, resourceful, outgoing, popular, charming, polite, helpful and does well in her every endeavour.
2. ...Unless you are her family.
3. Then she is bitchy, conniving, hurtful, distastful, rude, inconsiderate, selfish, unhelpful, course and back-stabbing.
4. The whole world revolves around Luanne. She can be as hypocritical as she likes, she can do what she likes, she can say what she likes and expects that everyone will just bow down and accept her as right and perfect.
5. If you aren't a clone of Luanne, then you aren't worth the air you breathe in. If your hair isnt right, if you don't wear the right clothes, or like the things she likes, well, then you are unimportant and apparently have no feelings for her to trample over.
6. She doesn't consider herself any of the negative things, and thinks the whole world is against her when people speak up negatively towards her attitude.
7. Don't ever speak up against Luanne. She knows which buttons to press and doesn't care if you're left a self-depricating mess. You are unimportant. You have no feelings. You are insignificant and can't possibly comprehend or understand.
8. Luanne is always right - no matter what the situation.
9. Family are embarrassing, can't be seen in public, can't act right, say the right thing, do the right thing, look out for themselves or be praised. They are a hinderance, something to be barely tolerated, and since they are family, anything can be said to them, no matter the occassion. It is no matter that they pay for your extravagent lifestyle of holidays, clothes and jewellery while you sail by.
10. As long as Luanne is happy, fuck the rest of the world