GROWN ASS WOMAN.
so i drove the car to the u-wash and i'm vacuuming and shampooing the carpet and this guy is parked next to me and i'm kind of nodding along to the music and i wave and he waves back so then i'm done and i drive to the wash part and i hose leon, the car, down like i got all up in there with the scrubber and the multi colored wash and then i hosed it down again and the guy drives by and i wave being friendly.
and I'm like DONE! and I go to get in the car and he pulls up blocking my way out
so I'm half way in the car so i sit down and turn it on I'm like i will ram you buddy
and he goes "WHERE YOUR HUSBAND?'
I DON'T HAVE ONE. I HAVE A DAD.
"WHY AIN'T HE DOING IT FOR YOU. YOU GOT SOME BODY TAKEN CARE OF YOU?"
I'm taking care of me. I got it.
He goes, DAMN RIGHT GIRL. DAMN RIGHT. And he drives off.
GOOD TALK, BRO.