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The more [x]'s the dumber you are.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have mailed a letter without a stamp.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You forgot to take the packing out of the ends of your shoes and thought they didnt fit because of this.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little
Star have the same rythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them. haha
[] Getting a C in a class is 'good' for you.
[] You went to school without a bookbag on purpose.
[x] You trip over your own feet frequently.
[] You made out more than once in the same night.
TOTAL IN THIS COLUMN: 10
[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.
[x] You went right when you were supposed to go left.
[] You still cant tell your right from your left.
[x] You dont count your change when you get it back at the store.
[] You went somewhere with your pants unzipped.
[] You bought the wrong size clothes for yourself.
[x] You were trying to do something behind someones back and were caught by them.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You were someones secret santa and they found out.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You forged your parents signature on a signed school paper.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
[] You thought flu shots gave people flu.
[] If someone says the word "fart" you laugh.
TOTAL IN THIS COLUMN: 10
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You have sent a text message to the wrong phone number.
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug.
[] You cant do 'order of operations' in math classes.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You drink after other people.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it until you got to work/school/in the car.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[] You've stapled your own finger.
[x] You have locked yourself out of your own car.
[x] You have ran around naked in your house.
[x] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x]You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[]When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[] You have swallowed when giving a blowjob.
[] You didn't know anything came out of the dick during a blowjob.
[] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.
[x] You believe the postal abbreviation AR is for Arizona.
[] You were unaware what month it was.
TOTAL IN THIS COLUMN: 14
Now count them up; multiply by 1.5% and put I am "____% stupid. as the title. MAKE SURE YOU MULTIPLY BY 1.5 EACH; WITH THE DECIMAL.
haha, it says im 51% stupid, but Im not stupid :)