Silly inspired by my last game (Iron Dragon)

[trippingpossum]

Ring-around-the-Orc-Wastes,
a Dragon-load of toothpaste,
Sandstorm!
Sandstorm!
We all fall down!

Milk-runs-around-Janoshal,
a Dragon-load from Glyth Gamel
Flooding!
Flooding!
We all fall down!

Running-the-coast-to-Easingwere,
a dragon-load of livestock there,
Demons!
Demons!
We all fall down!

Laying-track-to Kutno,
a Dragon-load of what, now?
War tax!
Barbarian attacks!
We all fall down!

Railroading-to-Dawuuj,
Gods this map is frigging huge,
Peasant Strike!
Wizards Strike!
We all fall down!

Coastal-run-through-Olde World,
a Dragon-load of Railla gold,
Storms at Sea!
Storms at Sea!
We all fall down!

Speeding through the Underworld,
obviously up to nothing good,
Troll Track!
Troll Track!
The Orc is God!

(Chevette Girl)

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