Why I am a bad child :

[trippahone]

So my mother is talking to me and says to me, "You're a real shit sometimes, you know that?"

So I reply: "Yes. But, I'm a reminder that you should have better taste in men next time. Not that you took the hint."

She didn't like that very much, but I thought it was funny. Be glad I'm not your kid. Hahaha.