life...

Jan 24, 2005 13:21

oh well i guess its time i tell you kiddies about life welp here it goes..

Live how you want so when ur old ull b tired becuz of all the shit uve done

Never care : when you care you get fucked over trust me only care about those who dont bother u

Drugs are bad dont do em or youll end up all gay n shit n retarded

Drink alcohol when ur feelin blue n put n ur favorite movie make shure it doesnt make u cry

Pee as often as possible you dont want to hold it til it stings n stuff

For a whole month dont shower then take one you'll feel like the hottest person n the world

Masturbate to things you shouldnt watch go u can feel guilty n naughty n get u n the mood lol (great advice Emo)

Make sure to show everyones weakness but hide your own so you can laugh n not cry

Dont think about dying jus know ull get it one day

Celebrate holidays to the highest point possible becuz its only once a year

Acnowledge the one you love becuz they cant read your mind

Play warcraft...ooops sorry not warcraft life neways

Atleast once a month get naked infront of people dunno y jus do it tho lol

theres more but i cant think of em so follow the way of life! yea im stupt but im bored
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