"This Tournament is Epic" Tournament, Day 39/ Round 9, FINAL FOUR AND PLOT TWIST!!!
Alright guys, here's where shit gets fucked up hardcore... first we have our results, then the matchups for the final four, and then a major twist at the end!! Let's get started.
Manny Region
#1- STAPLE!! *5*
defeats
#3- Craig is fat. So is Rob. *3*
A close matchup this round, but staple continues its namesake. No more jokes though, b/c now in the final four he'll have to face...
Non-Bemani Region
#1- Spiritmonger!?!? *8*
sweeps
#2- Don't Slake the fucking torrent album!! [permutations, etc.] *0*
...a very strong #1 seed! With a full head of steam heading into the semifinals, this might be the best time to take a shi... err, that is, to start turning on the jets.
Ohio Region
#12- Ow my leg... *6*
upsets
#2- ZIGG ZIGG ZIGG!!!
Wow, a 12 seed in the final four... this one has baffled me throughout, but as long as it's a fan-favorite, I have no objections.
Bemani Region
#5- 316! *4*
ties (but upsets)
#2- I did it! I beat the game!! *4*
I had a hard time with this one, having to break a tie this late in the tournament. I went with what I personally hear more (both from myself and from others), and 316 just came up more in colloquial conversation than did beating the game.
With that, we have our semifinal matchups:
Manny Region vs. Non-Bemani
#1- STAPLE!!
vs.
#1- Spiritmonger!?!?
The two remaining one seeds duke it out. One has maintained its namesake, the other has become my name on MySpace... though I'll be happy to see either win. Both of them have transcended state borders, but which has had a greater lasting effect?
Ohio Region vs. Bemani Region
#12- Ow my leg...
vs.
#5- 316!!
This matchup, on the otherhand, is the bastard stepchild. In fact, if these two quotes were in the same region, they would have faced each other in the first round!! Instead, now they meet in the semis where one will keep the glass slippers for one last dance while the other one strikes midnight.
Who will survive? You decide...
As the tournament has progressed, I've noticed new quotes catching on that were, unfortunately, too late to enter the competition. Some of these quotes were so good that they could have caused a large scene in the bracket. That being said, I need you the voters to decide which of the following 6 quotes is the best so that I can *text deleted until the finals*
These quotes are not ranked or listed in any particular order
1) HEY LADY!!! *with shifty eyes and a goofy look on face*
2) ...TILL I CAN WIPE MY BUTT!!!
3) Johnny, if youah my friend, get those whoahs out of the car!! I'm begging ya Johnny! *man starts crying*
4) Chipatlee's? Yeah! It's next to Kappy's Liquor!!
5) IIDX GOOOOOOOOOLD!!!
6) Why you picking that fruity ass song? You don't know me! You don't know me!!
And with that, we're near the end... let's finish it up!!
Manny Region
#1- STAPLE!! *5*
defeats
#3- Craig is fat. So is Rob. *3*
A close matchup this round, but staple continues its namesake. No more jokes though, b/c now in the final four he'll have to face...
Non-Bemani Region
#1- Spiritmonger!?!? *8*
sweeps
#2- Don't Slake the fucking torrent album!! [permutations, etc.] *0*
...a very strong #1 seed! With a full head of steam heading into the semifinals, this might be the best time to take a shi... err, that is, to start turning on the jets.
Ohio Region
#12- Ow my leg... *6*
upsets
#2- ZIGG ZIGG ZIGG!!!
Wow, a 12 seed in the final four... this one has baffled me throughout, but as long as it's a fan-favorite, I have no objections.
Bemani Region
#5- 316! *4*
ties (but upsets)
#2- I did it! I beat the game!! *4*
I had a hard time with this one, having to break a tie this late in the tournament. I went with what I personally hear more (both from myself and from others), and 316 just came up more in colloquial conversation than did beating the game.
With that, we have our semifinal matchups:
Manny Region vs. Non-Bemani
#1- STAPLE!!
vs.
#1- Spiritmonger!?!?
The two remaining one seeds duke it out. One has maintained its namesake, the other has become my name on MySpace... though I'll be happy to see either win. Both of them have transcended state borders, but which has had a greater lasting effect?
Ohio Region vs. Bemani Region
#12- Ow my leg...
vs.
#5- 316!!
This matchup, on the otherhand, is the bastard stepchild. In fact, if these two quotes were in the same region, they would have faced each other in the first round!! Instead, now they meet in the semis where one will keep the glass slippers for one last dance while the other one strikes midnight.
Who will survive? You decide...
As the tournament has progressed, I've noticed new quotes catching on that were, unfortunately, too late to enter the competition. Some of these quotes were so good that they could have caused a large scene in the bracket. That being said, I need you the voters to decide which of the following 6 quotes is the best so that I can *text deleted until the finals*
These quotes are not ranked or listed in any particular order
1) HEY LADY!!! *with shifty eyes and a goofy look on face*
2) ...TILL I CAN WIPE MY BUTT!!!
3) Johnny, if youah my friend, get those whoahs out of the car!! I'm begging ya Johnny! *man starts crying*
4) Chipatlee's? Yeah! It's next to Kappy's Liquor!!
5) IIDX GOOOOOOOOOLD!!!
6) Why you picking that fruity ass song? You don't know me! You don't know me!!
And with that, we're near the end... let's finish it up!!