"This Tournament is Epic" Tournament, Day 27/ Round 6
Alright fuckers, we've got our first batch of quotes into the Sweet Sixteen. Let's see who and how they got here (we also had a sweep this round, our first one! How exciting!!):
Manny Region
#1 STAPLE!! *7*
sweeps
#9 Narcissus at Oasis!! *0*
A one seed goes fucking dominatrix on a good, if not mispronounced, IIDX song.
#12 Needs more Scrubbing Bubbles *2*
loses to
#4 I'm Hot Java!! *5*
Did my calling it a sleeper help, or was it just an easy round? Regardless, it has a beast coming up next round.
#3 Craig is fat. So is Rob. *5*
beats
#11 Aww this is bad... this is FUCKED UP!! [Schlagwerk] *2*
Well, I guess they are...
#10 Mudkips [I heard some things about you and liking them] *3*
is upset by
#15 [Gorgeous 2012 Noise] *4*
The biggest Cinderella into the Sweet Sixteen ever, a fifteenth seed! Let's see if it can continue its miraculous run.
Non-Bemani Region
#1 SPIRITMONGER!?!? *5*
defeats
#8 Goya [Coffee]!! *2*
Oh well, at least I still have some Goya coffee. That and Spiritmonger deserves to win more as a one-seed.
#12 You using my lines as jokes!? *4*
upsets
#4 Get Some!! *3*
Oh! The most ironic quote in the tournament and second-largest upset moves on to the Sweet Sixteen! Let's see how far it can make it.
#3 Get Back! Get EVERYTHING IN!! *3*
is upset by
#6 Even better than [Craig]!! *4*
Even better than getting everything in!!
#7 1x No Bar Bitch!! *2*
loses to
#2 Don't Slake the Fucking Torrent Album!! [accept/encourage permutations] *5*
Bar No 1x Bitch to loses Torrent Slake Don't Fucking the Album!!
That brings us to the other half of the Sweet Sixteen!! Let's take a look, shall we?
Ohio Region
#1 Diddly Dum Duh Dada Bitch!
vs.
#9 Drivin' 90 in a tropical rainstorm! Supreet was like THIS!!
The Message apparently is that Manny drives recklessly
#12 Ow my leg...
vs.
#4 [Konami] will sue/acquire!
I smell a potential upset... Ow my brain...
#3 Rappak
vs.
#6 Milk, all over my body!
Rappak, all over my bo... alright, I can't even finish that statement
#10 I got it! I got the PS3/Wii!! [Sold it on eBay for 20 million dollars!!]
vs.
#2 ZIGG ZIGG ZIGG HAIL [Manny]!!
Rumor has it that Hitler is still alive... and got the PS3!!
Bemani Region
#1 [Yeah Motherfucker!] Lions! Black People! At Night!! ("The Safari")
vs.
#8 I can suck FIVE cocks at once as written in this scroll! ("Boners of Evil")
It's hard for me to portray the entire song/flash with just one quote, but I tried my best. I predict this to be a close match.
#5 316!!
vs.
#4 Brendan is a psych major from NJ
It's true, I'm actually taking Psych 316 next semester ;D
#3 I'm the Element Hot Java Romanedge
vs.
#11 [Pick a ten-footer on me?] Get the fuck out of my state!!
This is the second quote in as many rounds where Manny cried himself to sleep.
#7 Monstah Khaos! Signature Drink!
vs.
#2 I did it! I beat the game!
I did it! I drank four Monstah Khaos in an hour!!
VOTE MOTHERFUCKERS
Manny Region
#1 STAPLE!! *7*
sweeps
#9 Narcissus at Oasis!! *0*
A one seed goes fucking dominatrix on a good, if not mispronounced, IIDX song.
#12 Needs more Scrubbing Bubbles *2*
loses to
#4 I'm Hot Java!! *5*
Did my calling it a sleeper help, or was it just an easy round? Regardless, it has a beast coming up next round.
#3 Craig is fat. So is Rob. *5*
beats
#11 Aww this is bad... this is FUCKED UP!! [Schlagwerk] *2*
Well, I guess they are...
#10 Mudkips [I heard some things about you and liking them] *3*
is upset by
#15 [Gorgeous 2012 Noise] *4*
The biggest Cinderella into the Sweet Sixteen ever, a fifteenth seed! Let's see if it can continue its miraculous run.
Non-Bemani Region
#1 SPIRITMONGER!?!? *5*
defeats
#8 Goya [Coffee]!! *2*
Oh well, at least I still have some Goya coffee. That and Spiritmonger deserves to win more as a one-seed.
#12 You using my lines as jokes!? *4*
upsets
#4 Get Some!! *3*
Oh! The most ironic quote in the tournament and second-largest upset moves on to the Sweet Sixteen! Let's see how far it can make it.
#3 Get Back! Get EVERYTHING IN!! *3*
is upset by
#6 Even better than [Craig]!! *4*
Even better than getting everything in!!
#7 1x No Bar Bitch!! *2*
loses to
#2 Don't Slake the Fucking Torrent Album!! [accept/encourage permutations] *5*
Bar No 1x Bitch to loses Torrent Slake Don't Fucking the Album!!
That brings us to the other half of the Sweet Sixteen!! Let's take a look, shall we?
Ohio Region
#1 Diddly Dum Duh Dada Bitch!
vs.
#9 Drivin' 90 in a tropical rainstorm! Supreet was like THIS!!
The Message apparently is that Manny drives recklessly
#12 Ow my leg...
vs.
#4 [Konami] will sue/acquire!
I smell a potential upset... Ow my brain...
#3 Rappak
vs.
#6 Milk, all over my body!
Rappak, all over my bo... alright, I can't even finish that statement
#10 I got it! I got the PS3/Wii!! [Sold it on eBay for 20 million dollars!!]
vs.
#2 ZIGG ZIGG ZIGG HAIL [Manny]!!
Rumor has it that Hitler is still alive... and got the PS3!!
Bemani Region
#1 [Yeah Motherfucker!] Lions! Black People! At Night!! ("The Safari")
vs.
#8 I can suck FIVE cocks at once as written in this scroll! ("Boners of Evil")
It's hard for me to portray the entire song/flash with just one quote, but I tried my best. I predict this to be a close match.
#5 316!!
vs.
#4 Brendan is a psych major from NJ
It's true, I'm actually taking Psych 316 next semester ;D
#3 I'm the Element Hot Java Romanedge
vs.
#11 [Pick a ten-footer on me?] Get the fuck out of my state!!
This is the second quote in as many rounds where Manny cried himself to sleep.
#7 Monstah Khaos! Signature Drink!
vs.
#2 I did it! I beat the game!
I did it! I drank four Monstah Khaos in an hour!!
VOTE MOTHERFUCKERS