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I usually don't mind pick all the trash out of the recycle bin, because I know that I'm saving that whole batch of cans and bottles from being pitched with the regular garbage. But when someone dumps their lunches, coffee filters AND coffee grounds on top of an already-full recycle bin when there's THREE very empty giant grey trash cans right next to it, I get irritated.
I'm going to call up Woodsy Owl and get him to come peck out their eyes when they're asleep. Then when they accidentally put trash in the recycle bin, they'll have a good excuse, because they won't have any fucking eyes. Or maybe I'll get Smokey to come maul them.
I just learned that "schistosomiasis" is snail fever, contracted from drinking contaminated water. Please pass the salt?
I'm going to call up Woodsy Owl and get him to come peck out their eyes when they're asleep. Then when they accidentally put trash in the recycle bin, they'll have a good excuse, because they won't have any fucking eyes. Or maybe I'll get Smokey to come maul them.
I just learned that "schistosomiasis" is snail fever, contracted from drinking contaminated water. Please pass the salt?