My day so far...

Jul 19, 2005 16:07

Here's an article my dad sent me. I always knew that Salt and Vinegar chips were not only gross, but they make people kill each other too.

"Man gets 2 years in Fla. potato chip fight death

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - A man who ran over his brother, fatally injuring him, after a fight over potato chips was sentenced to two years in prison on Monday.

Troy Hardiman, 29, from the Boston area, pleaded guilty to charges of causing a death. He got credit for the year he has already served in jail.

Troy Hardiman ran over his brother Derek Hardiman, 32, outside a Delray Beach apartment in September 2003.

As the two brothers were fighting over salt-and-vinegar chips,Troy Hardiman left his brother's apartment and got into a car. Derek tried to stop him, but Hardiman stepped on the gas and struck his brother. He dragged him several yards then pinned him under a tire.

Derek died several days later in a hospital."

Damn. I'm going to stick to Sun Chips.

After a trip to the post office, I got out of my van and saw a huge fuckin' wasp fly into the little opening on the gas tank door. He was like an inch and a half long, so I knew he couldn't have gone anywhere else. My mom got a stick and opened the door, and he bolted out of there--but he was building a nest! I guess last time I got gas was about 3 weeks ago, but I didn't think a wasp would build a nest in there! So, I sprayed it with some nice carcinogenic bug spray and stomped it, but I got spray all over the side of my van because it was really liquidy. I tried to wash it off with water, but insecticides are petroleum based, as my mom reminded me (who's mom says that?) so I had to use soap to scrub it off. Stupid fucking wasp.

But, I just got a "Night of The Living Dead" DVD in the mail that my dad ordered, so I guess that makes up for the wasp incident. It even has the "Night of The Living Bread" parody, I haven't seen that since I was like 8. I'ma go watch it riiiiiight now.
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